Pure veg joke...Girl went to repair her umbrella 🌂Shopkeeper : upar ka kapda nikalna padega aur niche danda dalna padega..:: : Girl: aapko Jo karna hai vo karo bas paani nhi aana chhaiye... 😂 HAPPY MONSOON 🎈
Me : I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.TV: lol but good shows are on.iPod: sleep? is that a new app?Sleeping Position : lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.Mind: what's the meaning of life though?Temperature : lol its too hot and too cold.Noises : oh, you said be loader ? okay.Body: Lol time for itches.Person I like : Hey.#THUGLIFE
Women always have a list of things that men don't understand. Men, what don't women understand?
I think women do not understand that men can be very competitive with each other and still be friends. Very close male friends will often say the worst things about each other in certain settings. Its a game to them. They do not understand that men can argue about whether Tim will be a good pro quarterback and not get their feelings hurt when the other disagrees with them. (Sorry Tim, but I have heard many passionate arguments about you.)Women do not understand that a man does not like to relive a bad day at work by explaining everything to you. (It was a bad day, I dealt with it, its over. Please let me relax a bit.)