Alright English I have just one question. How the fuck did you seduce a Strider?

Ok um. Hm.
I wouldnt quite call it *seducing* a strider so much as probably the reverse? If giving me infuriating presents even counts as bewitching me that is. And it doesnt!
Even if i guess as crummy as the gifts were i did come to value the thought put into them. They were still pretty freaking unbearable though.
So maybe it was just my boyish charms at work?
I dunno this seems like a query better tossed to mr strider than me.
I wouldnt quite call it *seducing* a strider so much as probably the reverse? If giving me infuriating presents even counts as bewitching me that is. And it doesnt!
Even if i guess as crummy as the gifts were i did come to value the thought put into them. They were still pretty freaking unbearable though.
So maybe it was just my boyish charms at work?
I dunno this seems like a query better tossed to mr strider than me.