helllll fckn yeah love that guy
Right Time To Roll With Me by Del Amitri hahaha
Oh man. Either Laura Linney, Meryl Streep, Neil Patrick Harris, The Dahli Llama, or Edward Norton.
omg American Beauty/Eternal Sunshine/Little Miss Sunshine
Probably my Tibetan singing bowl
Laser stick, duct tape, nail polish, hitclips, bouquet of white roses, invisible cloak, handgun, dice, a copy of 50 First Dates and some ritz crackers. Mom-white, John-white, Ladi-black, Becca-white, Gandhi-Indian. I'd like for this to happen in Tokyo.
what the actual fuck?
I'd sit in the chair and toot until the chair stopped breathing. Until dead. Then I take a hammer and remove the dead (and smelly) chair from my room.
Well honestly, I feel PREPARED to answer this question. Teehaw. Anyway.
I'd be pretty angry getting stabbed with a fork so I'd use all my inner turkey core muscle to squeeze the fork that's being stabbed into me and I'd rip out the tines so there's a nice dental-related surprise for the people trying to consume me.
So to illustrate how a volcano errupts, I take the map of Europe and roll one side up, creating a volcano shape. I then put the increasingly dissatisfied chinchilla inside the volcano along with the hose and the sausage links. I will lightly spritz the chinchilla with the hose and this will make him angry, thus propelling him to throw the sausage links out of a fit of rage towards the sky and this is symbolic of lava exploding out of the top and then it falls to the outside of the volcano. Even better if the sausage links are hot because lava is, well, hot.