If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret.

I really don’t have secrets I don’t hide

Ha! To think I'd actually tell you my true identity is Martina Riverra you must be-.... I've said too much!!

All the wisdom I keep to myself.

im pretty much an open book

I don't think so

It’s a secret right !!

I think I'm a little bit lesbian, but that doesn't count cuz' everybody knows that

I don't have a secret

If I told you that it wouldn't be a secret now would it?