Is this English?

There’s a bank 5 mins from me so I wouldn’t say I live near lol

Yes I do

Less than five minutes from two

Right next door to the bank. Sometimes they give me the keys to the vault and ask me to lock up for them. Money everywhere.

That will never make any sense to me

That's not a sentence

Sort of, just a short drive a way. How about you? =)

Yep

Yea