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Question Of The Day: This Or That: Rap or Pop music? Video games or music? Art or Science? Movies or books? Coke or Dr Pepper? Trees or flowers? Editing pictures or editing videos? The colour pink or blue? White tigers or leopards? Partying or Internet parties?

rap or pop . . . . REAL ROCK
vids or music . . . . MUSIC
movies or boks . . . . BOOKS
coke or dr pepper . . . . DIET FIERY GINGER BEER
trees or flowers . . . . BOTH
editing pics or vids . . . . I'LL TAKE ADVICE
pink or blue . . . . BOTH
white tigers or leopards . . . . . WHITE TIGERS (leopards eat primates!)
partying or internet parties . . . DEPENDS WHO'S WHERE

Post your best dirtiest silliest rudest joke! GO!

3 Brit invaders were captured by indians in he wild-west . . . . . they were sentenced to get chopped for invading their territory . . . they were an englishman , an irishman , & a scotsman . . . . So big chief says , "for violating our land you must die , but according to our traditions , you may choose any last request , anything your heart desires . . "
~so english pioneer thinks , what have I got to loose , he looks around & sees stunningly beautiful young women ; "this will take my mind of my looming painful death" , so he chooses the most beautiful girl ; the chief is beside himself with fury ~ "that is my youngest & dearest daughter . . . but , i must honour our tradition , but your death will be long & painful" ; he delivers the girl to englishman & off he goes salivating with anticipation . . . . the scotsman thinks , "what can i do , but be like you" as he hears the englishman begin to grunt like the pig he is , coming from the tepee he'd disappeared into ; so the scotsman emulates . . . . Jumping up & down in fury & frustration , the big chief turns to the irishman & says , "you gonna ruin my third & only remaining dear daughter?" . . . . the irishman sez , "naw , i only wan't two slices of bread , to be sure" . . . Chieffy is puzzled , but grants the paddy his wish . . . .
~all night long the chief gnashes his teeth & covers his ears .. . while the scot & the sassenach violate their prizes . . . . but the irishman just clamps a slice of bread either side of his enrmous swelling organ , & practices 'ownism' (jerks-off) all night long . . . .
~ in the morning chieffy's squaw runs to comfort her sobbing daughters & leads them away for healing . . . & the braves all dragg the wretched scotsman & englishman away & begin the process of hewing them assunder into morsels which they then throw to the dawgs . . . .
~ the chief saunters over to the irishman's lodge wakes him up , see's the sodden sandwich lying on the the ground , & sez : "ok , paddy , YOU GO FREE , COZ YOU CUM IN PIECE . . .
(i should explain , that in scotland & ireland , anyway , a sandwich is known colloquially as a "piece")

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Thx for all the likes :3 u t v kind :33 & sometimes ur questions r too complicated for my brain or I just don't know an answer..these are the only reasons why I don't answer so don't think I don't care... I really do! I am always happy about ur questions! :33 HAPPY BIRTHDAY wherever it is lol ??

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. . . but you do answer ! your most recent was NUMBER 1 out of 150 , & there were some pretty good ones this time . . . never give up . . I really loved that one ! x
http://ask.fm/FantAstrid/answers/138647476611
Thx for all the likes 3 u t v kind 33  sometimes ur questions r too complicated

Have you ever hugged a tree?

~ Indeed I have . Literally , 7 years ago ; the night i wrote a poem entitled "lament for Joanne" .
And metaphorically , in my heart , constantly , perpetually . . .
~ "once we did love , long ago , how did i forget , holding you so closely . . . "

? If you don’t wake up right now with your full might, you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night.? The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. ❤️ ✨Good morning✨

. . , instead of saying to myself , "what sweet words" ; perhaps I should say , "I better take Dafni's words seriously"
~ even though it's all been done before , even when i was your age ; it never ends , while there is life , one has to continually "reboot" . . . . xx
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>>>"Time As An Imploding Unit / Waiting For Green - A Whole Child Ago "<<<
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(STAIF) Which song , by Elton John , might have been OEDIPUS's MOTHER's favourite ? Why? (clue~the subject is spelled differently , altering the context!) . . . . So , WHY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZU3ftiHEo

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The Oedipus complex is a concept developed by Sigmund Freud. The idea is based on the Greek myth of Oedipus. Freud used the Oedipus complex to explain the formation of the super-ego. In a child's coming-of-age, a male child selects the mother as the object of sexual investment.
In Greek myth , Oedipus kills his father , so he could he could copulate with his mother ; the proverbial mother-phukker !
~ SO , OEDIPUS's MOTHER DID NOT WANT THE SON TO "GO DOWN ON HER" , hence the song , "DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME" lmfbro !

What's something you like to talk about but you never receive questions about?

Biology ; Botany ; Natural World ; Origin Of Species , 'Out Of Africa' , Evolution~science of & Politics ; The influences & benefits & Disadvantages of our Bi-Genera (sapiens x neanderthalus) ; The collapse of species & de-evolution . . . . & STUFF o! & the ultimate self destructive nature of democracy (mob rule)

Question Of The Day: Do you watch my YouTube videos? I'm just wondering if you any of you actually do, hehe.exe xD If so, do you remember the first video of mine you watched? What is your favourite video of mine?.exe :3

. . . . . I try my best , Cazzy . . . . .can't remember the first , been trying so long i fogot , love your posts & Questions ~ this is 4 U ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ4oaLUilBcigotamatch’s Video 136822278010 OQ4oaLUilBcigotamatch’s Video 136822278010 OQ4oaLUilBc

❤️ "As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives." ? Check recent ?

IOU , for your love . . . . the one I wanted to write for you , for your love . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu9n3PyzU1Aigotamatch’s Video 137928013946 nu9n3PyzU1Aigotamatch’s Video 137928013946 nu9n3PyzU1A

ah john, you may spout alot of random stuff on your answers but you are awesome really! :)

. . MY spout , these days , is VERY randomly THICK . . . LMFBRO !!
ah john you may spout alot of random stuff on your answers but you are awesome
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Are the people you've gone to school with cooler than most?

only the ones that died ; they , are ice cold ; out of high school reunion , 6 years ago ; 3 had hung themselves ; 2 heart-attacks ; one perished in GW1 ; 1 died in borstal (a girl called Ruby @ age 16) . . . . non of them came to the reunion . . . can you guess why ? ~ they were too cool ?
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Question Of The Day: What kind of dreams do you normally have weird random ones, normal ones, nightmares etc? Do you get dreams often?.exe

I have no set kind , but often don't recall ; those a i do are heavily tainted with the varied & sequential traumas of the of the past 21 years .
both my daughter & i have dire , & profound & horrendous nightmares concerning my oldest son , Jo , her older brother .
Sometimes I lovely dreams , which leave me feeling bereft when i awaken . . . .
~ this dream has my name called out in it ; seemed so real to me . . >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka5pujmayXwigotamatch’s Video 137945565818 ka5pujmayXwigotamatch’s Video 137945565818 ka5pujmayXw
So long ago
Was it in a dream?
Was it just a dream?
I know, yes I know
It seemed so very real
Seemed so real to me
Took a walk down the street
Through the heat whispered trees
I thought I could hear
Hear
Hear
Hear
Somebody call out my name (John)
As it started to rain
Two spirits dancing so strange
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Dream, dream away
Magic in the air
Was magic in the air?
I believe, yes I believe
More I cannot say
What more can I say?

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