Kapag may nakita kang nag double dip sa kadiring sauce jar habang lumalamon ka ng fishballs, are you still gonna dip your fishballs dun sa lintek na sauce? Eww and wtf!👉🙄😠
When registering and or enrolling in class, with or without mom? Umamin at wag mahiya!👉🙄🤔😳
Ina-announce ba sa class ninyo yung naka highest score sa lintek na test? Nakita mo yung mukha nung hinayupak na kaklase mong highest? Kingina di ba?👉👹
Na kiss knb with tongue?👅💋👄
I’m so tamad to reply ahihi
How well can you sing 🎤 “Let it go” and “wrecking ball”?
Girl crushes in 8 Sapphire?
TOO MANY TO MENTION😅😅
Pap your bloody panties?
Tamaan wag magagalit! 😠👊 Hey mga ate, bakit kailangan niyo pang hingin ang mga password sa social networking ng mga jowa or future jowa ninyo? What for? Saka pati ba naman yung smart phone pin code gusto mo rin kunin? Kingina naman!😡
I’m sure we all have our reasons
There’s no lightning and thunder......Bakit ka pa po umaalis sa swimming pool pag biglang umulan? Baka po ba kase mabasa kayo? Ngee!😩😤#ñeta!
ayoko po kase mabasa HAHAHA
And why the fvck most of you girls loves opening up the past when arguing with your significant other? Wtf is the point? Past is past, it happened, u can’t change it so get over it for crying out loud!😤😤😤
but past is also important🙂
Example Scenario: Who’s weaker pag naagaw ang bf mo, You or the guy?
both (?) kase ang weak naman niya kung naakit siya ng ganon kabilis, and for me naman dapat pinaglaban ko.
Honest opinion on people who talk when their mouth is full. Tf!
gl
Advice naman po. Lamon po to the point of being glutinous ginagawa ng girlfriend ko kapag may dinner date po kami. Ano pong gagawin ko? Help!👉😳😩😩😩🤔
confront her
Bakit po pag mag stay overnight yung gf ko sa bahay namin pinapatulog po ng mommy ko siya dun sa kuwarto ng big sister ko magkasama po sila? I don’t fvcking understand her logic!😡
maybe she’s suspecting na u guys r going to do “it”
Bakit wala gustong mauna sa buffet table pag merong lamunan? Putragis! Oh ano di ba? Alang makapal MUKS!😬
I’m shy na :((
Honest opinion if you see a couple of gay guys kissing in public.
sweet
In a male gay couple, who’s the wife?👉🤔🙄😬
ask them nga
In a female gay/lesbian couple, who’s the husband?👉🤔🙄😬
ask them
Kamote cue or Banana cue
BANANA Q
Tag your paasang best friend
MADAMI EH
Would you break up with someone because of pride & ego? Admit it!😤
nope
Pag mahirap lumalamon, tawag natin mga patay gutom pero pag mayaman ang lumalamon, tawag natin maganda lang ang appetite! O di ba kingina at Puñeta?👉🙄😡😤
chill
Who’d you rather date Iron Man a.k.a Tony Stark or Captain America a.k.a. Steve Rogers?