I chopped off my dick. I was cutting wood, naked. I helicoptered to get off some of the wood shavings and it go it the way of the saw blade and it chopped it off.... Should I reattach it or stop the bleeding, and reattach it. Or just boil it in broth and feed it to my children?
turn ons: Nice ass Hand guiding Soft moaning Moaning my name Hickeys Neck kisses Wrapping your legs around me when making out Making out passionately Feeling my muscles and yeah turn offs: flat ass bad teeth bad breath a stiff board doesn't know what she's doing
Your a suck up faggot don't you have some fucking friends your own age Jesus you walk to Cresthill and hit on freshman and are friends with middle schooler your a faggot
I had to read this about four times because your grammer is terrible. Anyway, I have a lot of friends my age: Alyzsha, Nick Borrego, Brian Bredeson, Jared Misgen, Jeff Pryor, Giovanni, Charles, Chase, Ben, and there's a ton more. Also, the last time I walked to Cresthill was last year, because someone wanted to talk to me and see me. I'm pretty sure all my friends are in highschool now. lastly, why don't you fight me then, since you think you're such a bad ass over an anonymous website, I challenge you to be as bad ass as you are in person. thank you have a good day
Please stop acting like you're so horny all of time if you want people to actually respect you. All your answers are about sex and that's not going to make a girl want to sleep with you.
lol its a fucking joke dude calm down. Im actually not horny. I just say shit to say it. like for real if you new me yous understand that Id actually be lifting than having sex.
when I asked this girl to homecoming I gave her a card that said will you go to homecoming with me if pigs could fly, then my friend dumped a box of balloons with pig faces on them and wings(: