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Still breathing at the end of it.
2016 was savage.
This represent how 2016 went.
LOL, cracks me up real bad.
https://youtu.be/CSWJq-jUTMc
Depends.
If you're pevita pearce I'm not sure i wanna escape.
Just a big cow, a teddy bear, and a koala hanging out.
Happy weekend, people 😶
Well, I'm not being munafik and all. Lets just say at first i still judge a book by its cover. But the content of the book what make me stay reading it.
Oh kiddo, i passed that 5 years ago. And it's nothing compared to hitting 30. So I'm just gonna throw some advices at what to expect when you're hitting 30:
-Your body isn't 17 anymore.
-you can't wear tight jeans and high top sneekers.
-You have to manage to look stable, at least emotionally.
-There's are alotta baby picts from yours or your friends in social media.
-Buy alotta formal clothes, you'll attend alotta wedding parties.
At the mean time kids, have fun at your age right now. I hope you'll also sad when entering 30. Because it means you had a great, rebellious, wonderful, and super fun time at your teenager and 20's.
Yay lets celebrate!
But not this weekend. Because...
Dad called me on the phone the other day at my birthday.
Him: "Selamat ulang tahun dek."
Me: "ya pak, thanks. . . Anyway, minggu bisa terbang ke jogja?"
Him: "err bisa2 aja kayaknya. Emang mau ke jogja juga. Kenapa?"
Me: "aku kayaknya mau ngadain acara ulang tahun deh"
Him: "...dan bapak diundang? 30 tahun, dan akhirnya aku diundang ke acara ulang tahun anakku."
Me: "...dah ga usah sok drama. Ini cuma makan keluarga aja kok. Pastiin aja dapet tiket pesawat."
Him: "oke, aku ngecek traveloka dulu. Bye dek."
..........
You know what's the saddest part of birthday?
Knowing your parents are also getting older.
Bolehnya seorang anak nanya keperawanan ibunya. Ngecek kalo kamu bukan lahir dari stek batang atau dari cangkok.
Tergantung. Aku abis nonton film horor apa ga. Kalo abis nonton film horor, keramas tetep melek kurang lebih sampai seminggu sesudahnya. Karena aku ga suka kejutan.
