I say this with great love - but I would rather fish my own eyeballs out with a plastic spork.
I love YOU
Piss right off š
It will be finished and it will be beautiful and it will never know small feet pounding down the hallway or the jangle of a dogs collar or the quiet peace of two tired humans intertwined in an evening. It will be finished and it will be silent and empty and Iām trying to be okay with that.
Thank you, my lovely š§”
Iām just feeling a bit old tbh š
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Sometimes, but itās largely out of spite. Iām looking at you, The Great š
Because nobody had invented funny cat videos yet
Hahaha, this is LOVELY of you but I think I might be leaning into my dad joke era instead ššš§”
But why is the āIā in British censored? š