Being a girl is hard asf Noo boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You're so vulgar. No Ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don't wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be be taller than a guy. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain some weight cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!! Nobody likes fats bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don't be so lazy.