How did people have fun 200 years ago?
I think today's population answers the question.
Ask @priyansh_reddevil
Few liners from FRIENDS...!!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
She is not Rachel <3<3
How you doing?
They don't know that we know that they know
Joey doesn't share food
Pivot Pivot Pivot
I'm not good with the advice.. can I interest you a sarcastic comment?
We were on a break!
Hi I am Chandler can I be wearing anymore clothes
You are over me? When were you under me?
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.
Guys can fake it. Unbelievable. Just the one thing that's ours!
Just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.
This is all a moo point. Yeah it's cow opinion. It just doesn't matter. it's moo
She's your lobster
My sandwich! My sandwich! My sandwich!
Hey I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm not comfortable.
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Je de floop flee.
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They taught me that true friendship lasts a life time. :'')
She is not Rachel <3<3
How you doing?
They don't know that we know that they know
Joey doesn't share food
Pivot Pivot Pivot
I'm not good with the advice.. can I interest you a sarcastic comment?
We were on a break!
Hi I am Chandler can I be wearing anymore clothes
You are over me? When were you under me?
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.
Guys can fake it. Unbelievable. Just the one thing that's ours!
Just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.
This is all a moo point. Yeah it's cow opinion. It just doesn't matter. it's moo
She's your lobster
My sandwich! My sandwich! My sandwich!
Hey I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm not comfortable.
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Je de floop flee.
.
.
.
They taught me that true friendship lasts a life time. :'')
Pap something stupid but close
This hahaha. Riee.
People you may like
we should talk keeping in mind you support manchester united.
Yes we should! Keeping in mind that your username is unicorn and boobs - the best of two worlds! xP
Much love.
Much love.
Like= If we were locked in a room together..? =)
I'm locked in the room everyday with my textbooks screwing me. Lets give this a try.
Shoot :)
Shoot :)
what to do when you be nice to someone and he just insults you for no reason whatsoever?
This is true »»"Some people cannot be nice even if a unicorn shoved a fairy wand up their ass while Judy Garland is singing somewhere over the rainbow"
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Let them go. You don't need such royal fucked up douche bags.
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Let them go. You don't need such royal fucked up douche bags.
Are you a leader or a follower?
New slaves
Kanye <3
Kanye <3
pap something deep and true. #no sarcasam this time.
True story.
Why do you " Much Love" so much?
Because Dumbledore taught me
Do not pity the dead
Pity the living
And above all pity the one who lives without love..
Me being sweet, spreading a little love
#potterhead
Much love :)
Do not pity the dead
Pity the living
And above all pity the one who lives without love..
Me being sweet, spreading a little love
#potterhead
Much love :)
baby I love u na plz don't say no na
You seem cool, but it seems you are not a 'friends with benefits' fan, that ruins everything.
Just kidding!
Much love.
Just kidding!
Much love.
post something funny ?!
This is just true.
Much love.
Much love.
what proof do I have that you've got abs???????
What proof do you have that you are not a faggot?
What proof do you have that your parents didn't ask you to run away?
What proof do you have that your birth certificate isn't a sorry letter from the condom company?
Exactly somethings just don't need proofs...... Much love
What proof do you have that your parents didn't ask you to run away?
What proof do you have that your birth certificate isn't a sorry letter from the condom company?
Exactly somethings just don't need proofs...... Much love
why do you workout ?
I work out because I know I would've been the first one to die in hunger games!!!
But to be honest ...
But to be honest ...
thoughts on smoking
Sexiest part about smoking is the part when you dont smoke.
3 people closest to you! #nofamily #nosarcasm
I'm not sarcastic and definitely not a family type of guy.
Names here :
Jack Daniels
Ron zacapa
Don Julio
Sarcasm, not my cup of tea.
Names here :
Jack Daniels
Ron zacapa
Don Julio
Sarcasm, not my cup of tea.
you are gay.
I'm straighter than the pole your mom strips on.
You have noo brains. You fucking little dumbfuck... Can I just say fuck you.
The complaint department is now closed. We only assist one jerk a day. And today is clearly not your day. We will notify you when we give a shit. Till then fuck off pls.
If you get the chance to push someone off the cliff! who would you?
I'm such a good person, why will I do something so horrendous
Just kidding let me get my list. I think I could narrow it down to one side.
Just kidding let me get my list. I think I could narrow it down to one side.
type of people around you.
There are two types of people everywhere:
People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.
People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.
1st date- coffee or barista ?
Bitch please Shiv Sagar
I'm so broke, I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa.. #truestory
I'm so broke, I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa.. #truestory
Maroon 5 is a Fucking stupid band.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The middle one's for you.
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The middle one's for you.
Imitate me! xP
Peachhhh
At 2 in the night
*where are you ? (Home where else)
*I want caramel popcorn. I will have to go watch a movie
While I'm talking.
*Yeah sure shut up and listen...
*shut the fuck up
*can you please jump off
*can I slap you
While I'm discussing something
*can I box you
*can u please fly off
Calls At 4 in the night
*Hiii. How are you? Goodnight. Sings weird songs and next morning has no clue what happened
*I'll get up at 4
Wakes up at 5 sleeps again and then wakes up at 8
*I think I'll study French. I know nothing in French
Sings at least 5 songs in fluent French
*I'll get very less marks. My paper was not that good
Ends up getting above average marks
*I'm Hermione
*Christmas is awesome
*get me nutella cheese cake I'll get you French girlfriend
*The textbook is stupid
*Fuck OC
*double bitch please
*peachhh vodka is awesome
At 2 in the night
*where are you ? (Home where else)
*I want caramel popcorn. I will have to go watch a movie
While I'm talking.
*Yeah sure shut up and listen...
*shut the fuck up
*can you please jump off
*can I slap you
While I'm discussing something
*can I box you
*can u please fly off
Calls At 4 in the night
*Hiii. How are you? Goodnight. Sings weird songs and next morning has no clue what happened
*I'll get up at 4
Wakes up at 5 sleeps again and then wakes up at 8
*I think I'll study French. I know nothing in French
Sings at least 5 songs in fluent French
*I'll get very less marks. My paper was not that good
Ends up getting above average marks
*I'm Hermione
*Christmas is awesome
*get me nutella cheese cake I'll get you French girlfriend
*The textbook is stupid
*Fuck OC
*double bitch please
*peachhh vodka is awesome
Which is your favorite fruit? xD
Peacchhh and green apple... Mainly all Smirnoff vodka flavors :p
Tbh: You chut where the fuck have you been! Meet me :*
We sure have to meet. Decide something !!!
What got you made sad the most ?
Your grammar :p ... Other than that- Rob Stark's death!!
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