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What's your opinion on Maya the Bee? I think she's the best bee, personally.

Maya the Bee is a good role model for children, BUT SHE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR TOMATOES--

How many tomatoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Or more importantly, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Depends on how big the light bulb is, how high up it is, and how big is the tomato/are the tomatoes tackling the task! If you're a giant tomato, it might be just one tomato. But if you're a smaller one, then you're going to need more tomatoes for sure. Same for height-- the higher up the light bulb, the more tomatoes you need to reach the top! (Unless you use a ladder~ You can shave off some labor that way.)
As far as licks to the center of a tootsie pop, I'm not sure! You'd have to ask your local owl for that, or some other town's local owl if your area doesn't have one!
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Are you still going to be in But I Love You?

As far as I know right now, yep, this tomato is your resident Allison! (^_^)☆

Are you a hot weather or cold weather type of person?

Both! Hot weather means big hats and sunglasses, as well as ice cream. Cold weather means big scarves and jackets, while also including hot cocoa/chocolate.

Um.. I just wanted to say thanks for chatting it up about AA. It was a rough week of work and to chat about something that instantly brings a smile to my face with such an awesome person basically made up for everything this week. So again Thank you Tomato :)

Aniki
Oh hey no problem! AA's a super fun roller coaster of a series, and I'm glad to contribute to positive energy! (Sorry to hear things were so rough on your end though. May next week be kinder to you.)

Is there anything you care less about as you have grown up? What is it?

I didn't cry when I saw that a big needle was going to be involved in a check up, if that counts. And I don't freeze up entirely over heights anymore either!

What is the difference between a demon tomato and a regular tomato? Like, should I be concerned about DemonTomatoDave?

Those types of tomatoes are clearly tomatoes who have fallen victim to the dark side of the force. Rumors and tales over centuries spoke of a most curious bait built from the chips of choco's latte. They since have dubbed it, the cookie. Once eaten, they create an insatiable desire for the sugary sweet, and from there, they meet their demise, forever slaves to the systems brought forth by the forbidden bakery dish. Do not scorn the fallen for they know not how much they stray, but instead, mourn them, and have faith that someday, they will once again see the light of day, where all of tomatokind will reunite once more, as a force to be reckoned with.

Do you like to act spontaneously or plan things? Why?

Both! For big things that affect me in the long run, I would like to have that sorted ahead of time so I'm not too worried. For the little things, spontaneity is just the right spice in life. Why stick to just chicken when you can try steak too? (^。^)
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What kind of equipment do you have for your voice acting?

Nowadays I have an AT2020 USB+ and a pop filter! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*̀ˋ
(For the longest time before that I was using a "donut on a stick.")
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Is there anything you can do today that you couldn't a year ago? What?

I know a bit of Yoga now. ∑(゚Д゚)

What is your idea of perfect relaxation?

Being able to do fun, non-taxing activities without some sort of negative feelings such as doubt, inhibition, or worry creeping into mind before, during, or after said activities.

How old were you when you got your first computer?

This laptop is actually the first time I've ever officially completely had a computer to myself?
(Like I'm the main/only account aside from the automatic guest account.)

The clock strikes thirteen on the dot, another whistleblower finds a little glowing spot, right between his eyes and the middle of his forehead, for revealing lies, his prize is that he falls dead. What do you think these lyrics are about?

Some sort of assassination attempt if you take it literally? If you break it down:
> Thirteen could only mean seconds or minutes, unless they're going by military time, which would make 1300 hours a possibility too.
> The whistleblower is the victim/assigned hit.
> S/he revealed some lies, and I think it's the term is slang for something. Let me look it up. Ok, so however accurate it is, wikipedia states that: "A whistleblower (whistle-blower or whistle blower)[1] is a person who exposes any kind of information or activity that is deemed illegal, dishonest, or not correct within an organization that is either private or public." So it a term standing for something.
> I'd imagine that whatever company/organization/name s/he outed is furious, so they hired someone to take him/her out.
> A little glowing spot is the marker of the assassin right before the shot is taken. Whoever is sniping the whistleblower is aiming for a head-shot.
> For exposing the truth, it comes at the cost of death ultimately. A sacrifice for justice? It's kind of self explanatory there that the person gets shot down.
It's kind of sad, really. :(

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How can someone earn $1,000,000?

I've never done it, but I'd have to guess through hard work, determination, proper budgeting, a steady income, safe investments with a maybe few high risk investments (for the latter put in money you won't regret too much if it's lost--like don't put all your eggs in one basket and go bankrupt over it), organization, making connections and networking (...? I'm not entirely sure how networking works), marketing, setting both long and short term goals, having a support group of people you can trust, keeping yourself healthy so you have both a sound mind and body, and not losing sight of what's important-- money's good for a lot of things and can ease worries over bills and what not, but don't forget stuff like your friends and family, those who will love you for you no matter if you have $1 or $1 million. Don't get too full of yourself and remember your roots, and stay kind, but don't become a doormat or easily manipulated. Try to be smart about it, I guess. World's full of both good and bad.

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You're always talking about being busy with school. What do you study?

Do I always? Sorry, guess I've been venting more than I should about offline things. But umm, I'm studyi [LOUD SPONTANEOUS ANVIL NOISES]
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Wait, Are you in the 104th Voice Squad Thing?

Yep! Now for that one, I'm definitely somewhere there. Voiced Celia Castner in Attack on Space awhile back and popped in with other shenanigans since.

Do you have a senpai?

I have so many senpais for so many different things-- Literal upperclassmen as well as people I just look up to for different reasons-- All of the senpais-- ヘ(◕。◕ヘ)

Really? I Thought You Were In The Colab? I Thought You Were The Voice Of Jane Crocker?

Yep. And nnnnnnnnope I'm like 99.9% positive at this point I'm not in Colab. Someone else does that, I just auditioned for her, but like I said earlier they chose someone else the times I turned stuff in.
I have voiced Jane in some posts on my own or with other people though, as well as a mini-game during one of the 4/13 events. Also, a long long time ago when Broadwaystuck was a thing, I did Jane there too.
If it helps any, I am open to doing more Jane/Homestuck stuff again?

How would you react if a species rose up and began to devour us?

I would want to learn to adapt to the situation and hold up my own against this species, if there isn't a way to live peaceful alongside them. (Maybe if they're omnivores, we can come to some compromise. We teach them to farm or something.)
I'd also be scared at first, because ouch, getting eaten does not sound fun.
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