How many times have you touched yourself today, and I was jw about what ya were doing that one time :P and its over we're no longer boyfriend and boyfriend!!

March 31, 2013

its impossible to actually touch anything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8rkG9Dw4s

scottrankin’s Video 32122689626 yE8rkG9Dw4s

that video will explain, so yeah, no times. and you strange little person you.. and no bby plz cum bak i luff ewe

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Who ate all the pies, Who ate all the pies??

March 31, 2013

you, mildly overweight anon.

Are you good at drawing?

March 15, 2013

I can draw mushrooms, and doodle, but I can't draw

what were you doing when 9/11 happened

March 08, 2013

I was sitting in my livingroom watching it on the news, not fully understanding the horror of it at the time. It was awful to watch, I won't ever forget the news broadcast

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

March 08, 2013

Morning? Lol I'm usually boxers until around one or two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

March 07, 2013

I love you, whoever this was. Excellent song that will be stuck in my head for a week

8:44:34 AM Sun 24 Feb 2013 what were you doing at this time??

March 07, 2013

I don't even have a fucking clue tbh, why?

When we make love why do always shout other peoples names like "ohh god!! Yes ohh god!! Aw jesus!! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Etc its heartbreaking ya'know?

March 07, 2013

It's cause im having an affair... And that's how I wanted to tell you about it. I am sorry

What was the last thing you had to drink?

February 24, 2013

Irn bru eww

Aww, who's your girlfriend princess?

February 24, 2013

Princess? The fuck? Hahahaha and gabriella

I can think of one friend who won't be with anyone...

February 13, 2013

Who then?

you don't need a girlfriend to celebrate Valentine's Day? Isn't there another friend you could see...?

February 13, 2013

All my friends will be with their girlfriends...

Your a teen age pregnancy away from an asbo! Also have you ever seen my nipples they are EPIC son

February 13, 2013

If they're not bacon flavoured then they aint epic shawty.

Why do you never look me in the eye when we make love?

February 13, 2013

Do you know how hard it is to look someone in the eye from behind?!

What are your plans for the Valentine's Day?

February 13, 2013

Nothing because my girlfriend won't be in Scotland for it. Suuucks

If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?

February 12, 2013

veyron. obviously.

what do you think about girls with thigh gap?

February 07, 2013

I think they have a thigh gap? It really means nothing to me, I mean, I have a thigh gap, but the ladies don't swoon over it. Don't see why guys care about it tbh. Thin, normal or thick, legs are legs.

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February 05, 2013

by the looks of things... someone is on their period..

Your answer to that last question? Aw god I love u

February 03, 2013

Thank you anon!

Why do boys like boobs and bums so much??

February 03, 2013

if I'm honest, i don't fucking know

What time do you usually wake up in the morning?

February 03, 2013

i dont wake up in the morning...

Name 5 girls on twitter you don't know and find attractive

February 01, 2013

too much effort to look through all the people i follow to choose five, damn near every one of them is attractive

What makes you sad?

February 01, 2013

overthinking, when someone i like is sad, thinking about my mum, thinking about just how pathetic my life is, thinking about my imperfections. just a few reasons..

How many times have you wanked over porn?

February 01, 2013

that's like asking how many times I've breathed..

What's your favorite movie?

February 01, 2013

warrior. hands down

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