sorry im so sorry
why are u always so sorry omfg
it doesnt maTTER
it doesnt maTTER
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oh sorry then
awks
you're perfect ♥ i'll kiss you in the neck
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Do you like being kissed on your neck?
yes pls
Talking about hit by a car - Believe you wer driving home when yous hit a skunk The driver asked you to drop your panties and put the skunk up between your legs to keep warm on the way to vet. You shouted 'WHAT ABOUT THE MINGING SMELL? he said 'The skunk wont mind'
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One last try then - Me and two mates wer walking home a saw a sheep stuck in a fence with one leg up in the air Tom said 'i wish that sheep was Cheryl' Tim said 'i wish it was Kylie' i said 'i wish it was lovely Kailee XxX
u fucking creep me out
i wish u were a sheep and got hit by a car
i wish u were a sheep and got hit by a car
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imitate yourself?
school day:
do i have to get up
fuck it im faking a sickness
didnt work so bring on the tears mothafucka
no? okay f u too
god i fucking hate putting on makeup
and i look like a retard today
o cool i have 2 minutes to get dressed
let me throw on these dirty leggins cos yolo cunt
ew my hair looks terrible let me throw on a beanie ygm m8
okay the bus should be here like now
no okay thats fine bus driver b fucking 20 minutes late
punching u in the throat in my mind
ew people i h8
*listens to metal and rap on full volume cos ygm*
littles kids r fucking loud can i throw them out the fucking window k thnx
o at school now
is it to late to kill myself
ew people
ew
ew
ew
don't touch me
ew
y r u lookin at me
can u not
wow somehow i survived this day like usual
ew going on the bus again committing
at home now yay tumblr, food, sleep, ask, all of ma favs
I LITERALLY SOUND LIKE THIS EVERY SCHOOL DAY OK YGM M8s
do i have to get up
fuck it im faking a sickness
didnt work so bring on the tears mothafucka
no? okay f u too
god i fucking hate putting on makeup
and i look like a retard today
o cool i have 2 minutes to get dressed
let me throw on these dirty leggins cos yolo cunt
ew my hair looks terrible let me throw on a beanie ygm m8
okay the bus should be here like now
no okay thats fine bus driver b fucking 20 minutes late
punching u in the throat in my mind
ew people i h8
*listens to metal and rap on full volume cos ygm*
littles kids r fucking loud can i throw them out the fucking window k thnx
o at school now
is it to late to kill myself
ew people
ew
ew
ew
don't touch me
ew
y r u lookin at me
can u not
wow somehow i survived this day like usual
ew going on the bus again committing
at home now yay tumblr, food, sleep, ask, all of ma favs
I LITERALLY SOUND LIKE THIS EVERY SCHOOL DAY OK YGM M8s
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To try and make up There is a girl called ROSE Whose photo shows a lovely POSE To see her SMILE I'd walk 500 MILE In the hope she wouldnt punch my NOSE XxX
I'm going to punch you in the fucking throat
that's what I'm going to do
that's what I'm going to do
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♃ Oli ♃
Kailee was showing a boy a 69 When she went down she farted. The lad liked her so continued. She farted again and when she let off a 3rd one he said he was leaving as he couldnt take another 66! xx
I am done
so fucking done
blocked fam
so fucking done
blocked fam
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♃ Oli ♃
YoUr CuNtAgIoUs ;)
What gives you most relief A burp or a Fart?
I get tons of relief when anons don't ask stupid questions xxxxx
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Youd like it
no
not really
not really
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I'd lick your belly button
I'd rather you not
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♃ Oli ♃
IG: Lay_Zi_Cmb✌ ASPY ✌retired
vr songssss
Loud - T. Mills
She Got A... - T. Mills
She Got A... - T. Mills
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Yes I am sure
i doubt it
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Yes I am ok
r u sure
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Sexy selfie of u rn
sexy selfie of u anon xxxxxxx
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Pap of u with a wedgie
y
r u ok
r u ok
Correcting anon, you're perfect** and I hate you too xo <3 let's begin our friendship in a love pentagram, we'll sit hand in hand summoning demons whilst chanting demonic incantations and bathing each other in cat blood.
uhm
wot
wot
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vr???
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♃ Oli ♃
alexandra
YOURE A CHEEKY FKN SHIT YOU KNOW THAT
YE I KNOW
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alexandra
YES. DO I NEED TO SEND IT AGAIN
I DON'T KNOW
DO U
DO U
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alexandra
YES I DID FFS
R U SURE
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alexandra
I SENT YOU A VOCAROO BABE
DID U
DID U RLY
DID U RLY
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alexandra
DID YOU SEE IT
SEE WHAT
R U OK M8
R U OK M8
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alexandra
What's something you're not very good at but enjoy doing anyway?
oml
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