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Hamar gola ma kono bhasha nahi h...sab mind se batiyate h...!tohar gola ma 1 hi shabd ka alag alag matlab howat h... Shabdo k sath sath expression pe b dhiyan dena padta h...
tht was funny indeed.. but more funny was that fat barber scene 'ee bhaiya ka fashion hum disturb kardiya hoga isliye ghussa hua lagta hai..wapas wahi karta hu" and then boom.. rofl
#maut
#humour
#scene
#loved
#funny
#maut
#humour
#scene
#loved
#funny
Hahaahahahaha! Bohut hi lul ho tum!... Sare feelings ki father brother ek kar dia!
hahahahahahaha...
"eeya sab lul hua hai.. ee golley par sab confusion hi confusion hai hamar koi galati nahi hai"
#sorry
#mistake
#happans :p
"eeya sab lul hua hai.. ee golley par sab confusion hi confusion hai hamar koi galati nahi hai"
#sorry
#mistake
#happans :p
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Raahon mein tumko jo dhoop sataye Chaaon bicha denge hum Andhere daraye to jaa kar falak pe Chand sajaa denge hum Chhaye udaasi latife suna kar Tujhko hansa denge hum Hanste hansaate yunhi gungunaate Chal denge chaar kadam Tumsa mile jo koi rehguzar Duniya se kaun darey Chaar kadam kya saari umar Ch
bhaiyaa peekey ho kaaa?
"love is waste of time" (ab ye suno)
"khumshuda oh khumshuda rehti hai tu kaha" (chaltey chaltey)
#songpk
#zkisnotpk
"love is waste of time" (ab ye suno)
"khumshuda oh khumshuda rehti hai tu kaha" (chaltey chaltey)
#songpk
#zkisnotpk
Zeenath khan
acha aisa...
#mubarak "tumari behen vidah hogai" :p
#mubarak "tumari behen vidah hogai" :p
Zeenath got married would you like to say anything???
zeenat aman got married many ages ago :p
#chutiye
#chutiye
This is why u r love baby!.... U speak the truth...! I am lucky to be a part of your life... Hope to stay here 4vr.... #jadoo
your wish is granted you can stay 4evr here :p
#jadoo
#permanent
#permit :p ;)
#jadoo
#permanent
#permit :p ;)
Zk agar mai deep main gaya na tu Phir Bura hota chotu ku boldo zara
hahahaha.. kon hai ki chotu motu laudu.. lyt leeooooooo "leeeo leeeooo"
apna wala leooo un woich dikhra... 6 no. wala rofl
#lol "lots of laundpana
#brb
#oncall
apna wala leooo un woich dikhra... 6 no. wala rofl
#lol "lots of laundpana
#brb
#oncall
Beta phaile jaa k apne Dad kon hai wo maloom Karlo Phir Zabi ullah k naam pe aao ..
rolf... aagaya.. jandey jaandey lyt le.. apan mast gorilla dikhinge... chote mandariya nahi chalte teku :p
hahahahaha
"relax bhout deep dedera tu usku"
#cool
#laundpana
hahahahaha
"relax bhout deep dedera tu usku"
#cool
#laundpana
hahaha.. zabiullah kee shadi karado isse...
apke bawa ki karatu..... zabiullah ke liye koi aur dekhlinge.. ap tension na lo :#
"zyada free nahi hona"
(if you are someone close i am really sorry so, untick before you ask or mention any name)
#besmart
#urchoice
"zyada free nahi hona"
(if you are someone close i am really sorry so, untick before you ask or mention any name)
#besmart
#urchoice
what about mr.Khan's love life?
every love story have a happy ending :p
"i guess my girl is like "
#broken
#dump
#confused
#onmars
"i guess my girl is like "
#broken
#dump
#confused
#onmars
pap mr.Khan =p
#gotone
#miss.anon :p
#miss.anon :p
If you could listen to only one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
hahahaha... let me show you... what i will do if somebody make me listen only one song rest of my life :p
#pissoff :p
#shakeitsaiya
#sawanaayahai ;)
#lol (lots of laundpana)
#pissoff :p
#shakeitsaiya
#sawanaayahai ;)
#lol (lots of laundpana)
wait facebook =p
face palm :/
(such a flawless beauty you are. i am honored and thanks for such good words)
"sach hai bhai sach hai" :p
#beautifulindeed
#cute
#sweetyou
#done :p
(such a flawless beauty you are. i am honored and thanks for such good words)
"sach hai bhai sach hai" :p
#beautifulindeed
#cute
#sweetyou
#done :p
that time =p sorry :/
hahahaha.. you are smart too.. :p
"i understand mistakes do happen" :p
#comeoff
#worth
#spending
"i understand mistakes do happen" :p
#comeoff
#worth
#spending
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Parvez Sid
Mairah
Soubaan Ali Khan
Kasak Sharma
麻烦了Zabi(:
your answers are awesome and at the same funny as well =p
again thank you ;)
you seem very nice person ;)
"stalking will do no good...let me see the person who took out time to praise me" :p
#sweetyou
#untick
#privacy
you seem very nice person ;)
"stalking will do no good...let me see the person who took out time to praise me" :p
#sweetyou
#untick
#privacy
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Parvez Sid
Mairah
Soubaan Ali Khan
Kasak Sharma
麻烦了Zabi(:
you are freaking smart and good looking too =P
:p ji shukriya
"just blessed with looks and got brain after doing all the dump shit which left me no choice but being smart"
#advbaat
#thankyou :p
"just blessed with looks and got brain after doing all the dump shit which left me no choice but being smart"
#advbaat
#thankyou :p
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Parvez Sid
Mairah
Soubaan Ali Khan
Kasak Sharma
麻烦了Zabi(:
Imy
i miss them too ;) but i was missing vodka :*
#imyt
#stock
#missing
#imyt
#stock
#missing
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Soubaan Ali Khan
Kasak Sharma
Mairah
麻烦了Zabi(:
adeeb khan
Post a pic of you on New Year's Eve!
everybody was shouting "happy new year" "happy new year" where ever we go!! then finally i found peace (..v) took a moment ;) #stayblessed
#dinner
#houseparty
#afterparty
#highway
#myway
#outskirts
#dinner
#houseparty
#afterparty
#highway
#myway
#outskirts
What do you wish for the most in the new year?
blessing ;)
"bas, dua me yaad rakhna aur kuch nahi"
#maslaama
#stayblessed
#blessusall ;)
"bas, dua me yaad rakhna aur kuch nahi"
#maslaama
#stayblessed
#blessusall ;)
Hume tumse pyar kitna ye hum nahi jante... Magar jee nahi sakte tumhare bina... :*
XDD. lols
"vaada raha pyar se pyar ka hum na hoge jhudaa.. ye meri dhadkane sun raha hai sada :p''
i dont really remember those songs :p
#sorry
#comeoff
"vaada raha pyar se pyar ka hum na hoge jhudaa.. ye meri dhadkane sun raha hai sada :p''
i dont really remember those songs :p
#sorry
#comeoff
Absolut citron
ahem ahem... sharab tho sharab hai... absolute is just anther blend... better i say ;)
#cool
#byebye
#onrocks
#cool
#byebye
#onrocks
Weed kaaaaa nasha! Try vodka instead!
lets try then :p
which one you got ;)
#wine
#vodka
#whisky
#rum/dum :p
which one you got ;)
#wine
#vodka
#whisky
#rum/dum :p
Nai bhaiya galiya Abhi nai time uss ku Abhi
lols.. aare apan ku aate yaro galiya .. last time kand hogaya zeenat ke naam ka.. full pyare pyare galiya aare te :P free me wo bhi.. isliye ignore kar... kal thak wait kar :p
"let him/her untick"
#maafkar
#lytle
#baskar
"let him/her untick"
#maafkar
#lytle
#baskar
Nai yaro mere wall pe aare tumhare wall pe Q aare samaj nai aara naam lere yaro Sab ka jis jis ku main nai janta unn ka naam lere
hahahahaha... "feel the heat now"
(welcome to ask free fund behzati.fm)
i can totally understand your feelings bro.. i have been thrw this... "be kool"
#chillmar
#ignore
#nahitho
#mardal
(welcome to ask free fund behzati.fm)
i can totally understand your feelings bro.. i have been thrw this... "be kool"
#chillmar
#ignore
#nahitho
#mardal
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