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You seem to be a Nine Inch Nails fan. What would your favourite album by them be?

I came to appreciate NIN in the post-album era, so I really just know all his songs as loose entities. Favorites would include Discipline, All the Love in the World, and Meet Your Master.

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IS there a genre of game that you've largely ignored that you feel you should get into?

I could stand to play more simulators, probably.

Do I have to know the references to get the jokes in SR4?

Not all of them. Having watched They Live will definitely provide some extra joy for certain missions, but overall it's not hard to follow things.

If I invited you to join a boy band with myself and any member of maroon 5 you choose would you join? and if so what would our songs be about

Yes, and it would be about making love to a beautiful tree stump.

Who do you tend to 'main' in the Dynasty/Samurai Warriors games? Which is your favorite entry in the series?

Zhang He for Dynasty Warriors, Nobunaga for Samurai Warriors. And DW3 is my favorite.

Have you ever wanked off in a sock?

I think so, a long time ago. I do not know how that knowledge has helped you, but enjoy it!

Jim in Saints Row 4 is there a Mesh Tank top? If so did you create a Freaky Constantina for secret nighttime SR4 sessions?

I didn't think to look, but there's an alt store in the game that I'm sure will have it.

Maybe it's just me, but your review of Saints Row IV had constant comparisons to The Third, making me feel you thought IV was a better game compared to Third, not because it's a great game on its own. Just felt like getting it out there; I don't mean to criticize you for giving it a high score (I wa

I worried I talked about The Third too much, but I feel it was important, since the jump from 3 to 4 was so significant. Make no mistake, the game is superb on its own.

Have you ever done erotic things with your Saints Row 3 Sword?

I have not. Even for a man of my considerable ambition, its girth and length is such that it causes prohibitive trepidation.

In 100% honesty, would your wife be alright if i gave you a tiny wank during a convention? Does it count as cheating if it's only a tiny wank from a fan? 100% serious man.

It wouldn't be cheating anyway. We are both okay with each other doing sordid things with others.
And that is more or less a command to everybody for tiny wanks at PAX.
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You are very well spoken in your reviews and articles, and now that you are writing a novel I was curious, how 'good' were you in school, both in terms of grades and behaviour? How were your GCSEs and A-levels? Uni? Would you say school had much impact on your writing abilities and style?

I was schooled in a very shitty school that I really don't feel I took anything valuable away from. I was and always have been an unremarkable student, academically. Got about five GSCEs, highest in English, and nothing too special. School was something that passed my time until I decided to educate myself.

My brother complained about SR because 'you can be a girl' and 'you know girls can't be in gangs in real life, right?'. After watching Monday's JQ, it made me do a sad :( If you made him an 'Official Jim Sterling Mandated Cunt' it would make me feel much better, so do that please.

As discussed on my very last Jimquisition, I probably wouldn't be inclined to use a gendered insult on him. He can win the "Jim Is A Sad Boy Now" Award, though!

Since they still make excellent money on them, it's quite likely Nintendo has a another dedicated game hand held device in it's future. What do would you like it to be?

More of the same but better really would work for me in this situation. It has a good thing with the evolution of the DS. I just want it to improve its downloadable stuff, and give us more than a miserable dripfeed of retro titles.

I was just basically disowned by my parents. what should i do now?

I'm sorry about that! I've been there, was disowned by my mother a while back (though the bridge was awkwardly and we-don't-kinda-talk-about-itedly repaired). I was lucky to have other family members around me, and if you do too, I'd say go cherish the fuck out of them and your friends. Find people who *aren't* so callous as to do that, and appreciate them forever.

Do you still get ants on your desk?

No. They just seemed to be rolling up in my business one summer, but they've not been here for subsequent ones.

Have you ever noticed that snickers are just mars bars with nuts? I ask you this because you are english, so you should know what snickers and mars bars are! (Assuming they don't have those in Murica)

I am fairly certain the sugar flesh inside is different, too. Mars has brown sugar flesh inside and a Snickers (it's been a while since I've been allergic to nuts for years) is of a lighter, less heavy tasting variety.
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Can you make a jerk off instruction video please? Or a cum eating challenge video, you don't have to get naked. You just sit in front of the camera and give us instructions. Thanks!

I am weirdly fond of those "instruction" videos, though some of them are just a bit too awkward. That said, I see no benefit to my doing one. I do, however, see lots of benefit to Podtoid becoming a jerk off instruction podcast.

Mark of the Ninja on Steam just decided to download 700mb of data onto everyones hard drive for DLC they'll have to pay for afterwards. It's a forced download whether you want it or not. As a result I've deleted the game and blacklisted the Dev. Too harsh? I hate sneaky business practices like that.

I do think it's kind of shitty that they'd do that, unless it involved multiplayer that non-buyers could be involved with if someone else has it. If not, that's just poopy.

Why is it that people complain that wiiu has no games, then when w101 or bayonetta 2 is announced people want them on the other systems? Is it just hypocrisy?

Are they the exact same people? Probably not the exact same people.

Have you played Limbo Of The Lost? I may or may not have a copy that could possibly end up in your PO Box :)

Not played it, but seen playthroughs and been utterly delighted by it for years.

I have to say goodbye to a dear friend on Friday, he's moving to Sweden. What should my last words to him be?

"Skeleton Warriors. They're bad to the bone."

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