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What is the least stressful job you can think of?

definitely not being a suho stan because that is frustrating as fuck
jk i've never had a "real" job so i am not able to answer this probably
would being suho's gf be stressful??? probably but i'd take it

What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?

if they are suho or not
(not but rly i obviously check out their face, how tall they are annnd how they dress yep)

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If you were a scientist, what would you invent?

a way to transport me to korea to kidnap suho? or maybe a way to bring suho to me? or maybe a cloning system so i can have the original suho and leave the copy of him in exo?

What is your attitude to human cloning?

VERY GOOD BECAUSE I WANT A SUHO CLONE (IF I CAN'T HAVE THE REAL THING)

What fruit do you eat the most often?

mangos. ever since this asian grocery market opened near my house, my mom has been buying me containers of pre-cut mango chunks because i mentioned offhandedly once that i liked it....

How often do you go to parties?

if suho is there, i am there
so that means i dont go to parties a lot (or at all)

your one-track mind is genuinely inspiring <3

this is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me thank you <3
your onetrack mind is genuinely inspiring 3

some of your favourite and least favourite exo hairstyles!!

I GET SO PASSIONATE OVER EXO'S HAIR. REALLY. i don't even know if i have pictures for half of these but they're just so ////vivid//// in my mind that i don't really need them--
so favourite hairstyles:
- whenever any of exo have dark/black/brown hair. seriously. so good.
- most of suho's tbh he's consistently had pretty decent/nice hair
- but mostly when he had black hair ohh mmaaaann slajdksajdaskdj THE BEST. SIMPLY THE BEST.
- that kinda short/kinda long dark brown hair chanyeol had during the winter of 2012? where it was all slicked up and wow so good.
- luhan with that darker blonde shade he had during the beginning of mama era
- sehun with that pink shade he had during one of the end of the year award shows last year
- DID I MENTION EXO WITH BROWN/BLACK HAIR??????
- actually the majority of exo's hair during the beginning of mama was good. real good.
- OH SLICKED UP HAIR/HAIR WHEN IT'S PUSHED BACK OH YMY GOD I IJ UST--
least favourite:
- kris with that really short black hair when he came back from canada (re: kris wu search 2013 or w/e)
- chanyeol with that short black hair at the beginning of wolf era (sry chanyeol)
- suho with poodle?? hair??? like it was cute but um yeah not the best look he's had imo
- kyungsoo when his bangs were like ridiculously short??? idek it was not something i liked
- when anyone in exo had like a bubble of hair around their head/helmet hair??? idek
- baek as a blonde (sry)
- WHEN ANYONE HAD DARK EYEBROWS BUT LIKE REALLY LIGHT/BLONDE HAIR
yeah................................................................ i feel like im forgetting stuff but well. here you go!!!!

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What is the major problem in your city?

lack??? of??? suho????
im so not sorry for making all my answers suho related bye

(contd) if sm threw a prom and exo asked each other to it, who do you think would ask who?

much like lay, minseok didnt really care if he went or not. he was leaning towards going just bc everyone else was and he only ends up going bc his sister heard about it and begged to come so hes like ok and so he takes her as his "date". when they arrive, jongin sees her and idk why but i kinda ship minseok's sister and jongin and idek who his sister is? so jongin ditches setao to chat it up with his sister but hes kinda awkward and shy and wow really adorable but setao are over in the corner glaring at jongin bc WHAT HAPPENED TO "ROLL TOGETHER, DIE TOGETHER" and preaching the whole "bros before heos" thing....... when minseok shows up and luhan meets him at the door and attaches to him like cling wrap and he doesnt leave his side. minseok still doesnt know if he likes luhan being attached to him or not. (hell ya xiuhan i love xiuhan)
finally, i want to believe that kris wouldnt want to go at first either but bc he's a softie and cares for other, the rest of chinaline teams up and convinces him to go and its only after xiumin shrugs and tells him "you might as well bc everyone else is going" AND KRIS IS NOT A PARTY POOPER SO HE PUTS ON HIS BIG BOY PANTIES AND DRAGS HIS ASS TO THE VENUE only to surprisingly have a good time. maybe. he might get stuck at the punch table or something after dying from embarrassment over his dance skills. or he could be reveling it and idk you never know with him?
ok tbh idek where i was going with this and i wrote this completely on the spot AND OMG I THINK PEOPLE WILL JUDGE ME FOR THIS BC HALF OF THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE AND OK I NEED TO STOP GOOD BYE

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if sm threw a prom and exo asked each other to it, who do you think would ask who?

oh wow i didn't expect to get this question????? well um ok sobs well this is basically the pairings i like/my otps and then how i think it would go down.... if thats what you're asking.............
the moment prom is announced, baekhyun would turn to chanyeol and get all excited and talk about how much fun it would be and that he never got to go to one but he always found it interesting and "wow channie i really want to go!!!" but he wouldn't be acting like this in an attempt to get chanyeol to ask him, he was genuinely exited for it. chanyeol is like "is he indirectly asking me to ask him WHAT DO I DO" and runs to kyungsoo to ask for advice bc like kyungsoo is a well of wisdom or something idk. but kyung would be like "um just suck it up and ask him i dont care" and bc chanyeol has no other idea what to do, he asks him like "baek lets go to prom together" and baek's like "okay!!!!!" whether there are romantic feelings involved or whatever is idk to me rn but basically baekyeol forever ok
so after kyungsoo hears about the prom from chanyeol he debates on whether he wants to go or not bc he was never the party/super sociable type! but junmyeon is like "hey kyung, you should go, it would be fun, good bonding time, etc." but kyungsoo wouldnt budge (at least not for a while) until junmyeon is just like "pls come i need your company so i dont have to take care of the kids by myself" and kyung's like "ugh fine" and they end up going. kyung up until and on the night of is like REALLY dreading it but then he shows up and he has fun bc chanyeol is dancing like he's drunk and he somehow coerced kris into dancing with him and wow can we talk about entertainment for the night?????
hmmm i feel like jongin, sehun, and tao would all make the collective agreement to go just to keep each other entertained or w/e in case prom tuns out to be a buzzkill. sekaitao's motto is basically "roll together, die together" and so they show up to prom in matching suits with different coloured ties??? bc they thought it was cool, someone dared them into doing it (probably luhan) or they lost a bet (again probably luhan or even chen).
that leaves kris, yixing, jongdae, minseok, luhan? ill talk about kris later bc his comes after everyone else so i'll go with yixing! he doesnt really have a preference of whether he goes or not so luhan tells him he should go so he does. however he does not go with luhan and he intended to just show up by himself but then he and jongdae arrive at the same time so theyre like "i guess we should stick together" and so they didnt rly ask each other, it was just a mutual agreement type of thing??? they have fun dancing and talking to the other exo members and stuff
(and ok this got long so i need to continue it)

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if you passed the exo members on the streets predebut (as in, you didn't know who they were), which members would you be most likely to notice?

because you told me to do this as if they looked the way they do now and that they just aren't famous when i pass them by them, then:
probably kris, chanyeol, luhan? those three always stood out to me. luhan was my first bias/the reason i even liked exo and that was because of his looks so if i passed by him in the streets, i would provably notice him... chanyeol and kris are both tall so they'd attract my attention naturally and then once i'd see their faces i'd be like /oh/ because even tho i do not stan kris in the slightest and chanyeol has sorta fallen down to the bottom half of my bias list, i cannot deny how nice their faces are u__u
also adding in suho too just bc he's more attractive in real life and also because i do genuinely find him attractive aka i would def notice him in the streets bc h o t. so ya

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Suho senses your hostility and tried to run away because he doesn't want to get punched in the face.

I wasn't aware that this was an ongoing thing I-- would be on my best behaviour and try not to punch him in the face. Maybe offer to buy him something. u__u

You walk into a coffee shop and stop Suho across the room. He licks his lips.

I'm rendered speechless because Suho. In Canada. In a coffee shop. LICKING HIS LIPS? NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WHO ALLOWED YOU WHY DO YOU HATE ME I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE THEN KISS HIS BRUISES BETTER AND CRY :--(
also did you mean spot instead of stop or--

Who will go to hell?

for all the things I've thought about various EXO members, me (and probably a good majority of tlist) will

which exo member do you think probably smells the most (BO, breath, hair, etc)

...The first thing I thought of was Chanyeol... Maybe I've been reading too much of those fics where Chanyeol is like the laziest college student ever and doesn't care about "looking proper" but I just feel like he's someone who would probably be likely to smell the most... ALSO, he picks his nose in public and he's not afraid to say he farts in radio air and if he ever has a bad hair day or whatever, his loyal snapbacks will help him out.
Other possibilities could be Chen and Baekhyun but yeah, sorry Chanyeol. ;;

What was the last present you received?

UHHHHM. All I can think of is the present (upperclass's suho calendar /cries really loudly) Belle got me for Christmas/my birthday even though it came like... in March (and my birthday is in November lol).
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what do you think of the concept of soulmates?

soul mates? um, i guess i like to believe that everyone has someone they're meant to be with because that would be nice but... i don't know lol. I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE? and even now i don't know what to say. I GUESS IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS?????

How much would it cost to buy your love?

if your name is suho, it wouldn't cost anything at all tbh.

What are you wearing right now?

wow this sounds like some sort of sex hotline conversation??? this is also reminding me of that one exo fic where chanyeol is a phone sex operator... okay i should shut up

If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

SOUTH KOREA AND MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WOULD BE MAKING SUHO MINE.
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If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

I was gonna say Suho but then that means he'd be dying too... but then again, he's an angel so isn't there some sort of way for him to not die? Or if we died together we'd go to Heaven together??? No??? What is Cass saying??? I don't know???

If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

all i would need is suho (and yonghwa) tbh and i'd be okay being stranded there forever with him (them). u__u

YES OMF SUKAIIII i ship them so damn hard T________T jongin is super tsundere when it comes to suho, but i think he's toned it down a lot these days!! http://ppudding.tumblr.com/post/41232789681/i-q-s-t-v i wrote a short thing about them a while ago alkjhfgsjkfd

UGH SUKAI GIVES ME SO MUCH LIFE-- SUHO WOULD TOTALLY BE THE EMBARRASSING PARENT SO I DO NOT BLAME KAI FOR BRUSHING HIM OFF SOMETIMES LMFAO ((although i would personally smother suho in hugs and kisses so--)).

didn't realise i wasn't following you on tumblr gurrrllllll /follows

why do you like hurting me so...

favourite exo ships and why!

oh man, I don't even know what to say--
First of all, there's BAEKYEOL, the ship I've shipped since the beginning because they're two of the biggest idiots ever and all my biases are idiots, so it makes sense, I guess? LOL. I like how Kai said that they were close right from the start too, when Baekhyun first joined EXO and even though they whore themselves out to the other EXO members on a daily basis, they always find their way back to each other. ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE FICS FOR THEM?! They are my fave. u__u
Then there's XIUHAN. Like, they're so cute and fluffy and squishy together and I kind of hate them but I don't at the same time??? Luhan is so possessive over Xiumin and it's kinda cute but also mildly creepy because you've seen how Luhan's face can get when he's too excited... BUT LOOK AT HOW MUCH LUHAN TOUCHES XIUMIN???? LIKE????? NEED I SAY MORE.
There's also SUKAI, MY SECRET OTP. I have this theory that Kai is a little tsundere for Suho which is why sometimes Kai likes ignoring Suho despite Suho's many advances but then things like this ( http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d65b538511ead83cedeb0aa40850634/tumblr_mok9ctKvFk1rmbyr6o1_250.gif ) happen and ALL MY FEELS GO OUT THE WINDOW. Suho and Kai have trained together a little bit longer than others so I find it hard to believe when people say Kai /hates/ Suho because like pls. I just-- I have a lot of feelings for Sukai. u__u
AND I CAN'T FORGET CHANSOO. I started shipping them a looooooong time ago but they were always like second tier to to my main OTP, Baekyeol, because of reasons but I always find them stupidly cute and I want to slap them twice times one hundred.
And now lately, I'm really like SUCHEN and SEHO because of fanfic reasons lmfao. and YEP. I feel like there are other exo ships I like but this is all I can come up with. Are you happy you made my actually take time to write out this. u___u

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suho says to u "u know im gonna let out the beast" what do u do

after i stop laughing really hard i will aggressively make out with him (among other things)

Who is the most flawless women alive?

how do you even pick when snsd and suzy exist-- ((((i'm so biased oops))))

what was your first impression of suho?

i did not even notice him or knew he was in the group tbh and when he became my bias, it was literally out of the blue like idek how it happened

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