If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be ?
Be more rude. Yep, some people need to be treated like shit.
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Single or Taken ?
Taken, haven't watched single yet.
Pc gamer ho DOTA to khelte hogay?
Yaass dota Noob player
People you may like
Phobias you have?
The khusra-approaching-phobia
what's your birth month and date again?
19-06-1969
Thoughts on people who literally stare the hell out of every girl?
Stare them back, harder. Animals gets frightened if you adapt to their habitat
Pickup Line plzz ?
I hope you don't get cancer cause I think you're the one.
chalo aao ke phir se ajnabi hokar milen.. tum mera naam poocho mei tumhara haal pochun.. Please Translate this into English
You got friendzoned
Yaar Talha Bhai mai aapka bht bara fan hun aur aap bura na maniye ga magar aap sab larkion k answers hi like kartay hain agar woh "lol" bhi answer karain sab say pehlay aapka like aata hai comeon man its not gud coming from a person like you plz be more responsible
I like whatever appears on my home page. Whether its a girl or a guy, popular or underrated, friend or foe, I do not differentiate. Also I am in need of a wife
Yar aap konse school me ho??
Roots Montessori
your favourite animes are?
1. One piece, till I die, one of the greatest anime on this planet
2. Cowboys bebop, sheer awesomeness of bounty hunters brought together in the most interesting manner
3. Code geass, probably the most intelligent anime I have ever seen. Cried like a baby in the end
4. Full metal alchemist, brotherhood, fucking watch this if you love a beautifully built storyline
5. Akira because fuck you it was the best.
2. Cowboys bebop, sheer awesomeness of bounty hunters brought together in the most interesting manner
3. Code geass, probably the most intelligent anime I have ever seen. Cried like a baby in the end
4. Full metal alchemist, brotherhood, fucking watch this if you love a beautifully built storyline
5. Akira because fuck you it was the best.
first 2 likers get 3 likes? rest gets 1?
Which one is the most sexy part in a female body? Name it or just give a hint :P
The big round, pumping, beautiful heart <3 <3
Someone marry me please
Someone marry me please
That FML Moment when ? :)
When you're watching anime and your mothers comes in and a school girl with a very revealing uniform appears on the screen.
like = 3 likes please?
http://ask.fm/NoshhJannucx/answer/123582689204 tbh on Talha Shahid. ;-; - haha I'm a big fan. You're super funny and super cool, and meh idk. ;_; you tend to smooth talk with all the ladies HAHAAA. Love your music taste and your Anime taste, and some of your gaming taste. stay blessed elf brother. x
Smooth talk with ladies? Dude I been single my entire life. :s
Compliment: I love everything you've written in your bio. You're okay in sarcasm but someday you might be able to compete with me. Woot woot. Keep trying at sarcasm-the destination aint that far. *Glitter everywhere and bunnies pooping skittles in the background*
Thanks for the compliment :)
What is the difference between being alive and truly living? #nohate .. :)
The same difference between being sexy and feeling sexy.
would you marry a non-virgin girl?
Yes I will marry Mahnoor Baloch n reham khan
like=2 likes?
first 5 likers = 3 likes + compliment
What is the one, single food that you would never give up?
Pizza, 3 meals a day, till I choke on the last piece
Any talents that makes you proud of yourself? :D
I am gifted with sarcasm but with a price that most of the time people misunderstand me, explains why I am single x2
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound , will he still be able to hear his ipod ?
If the jogger is running with the speed of sound, and the iPod is still working, and the air resistance is 3 m/s and the force acting is 3g while the earth revolves in counter clockwise and the moon is in the northern hemisphere then why i am still single
Deference b/w Friend & Best Friend?
1. When the call:
Friend: "hey man how are you"
Bestie: "kesa hai kanjar"
2. When the speak
Friend: "Talha yaar woh.."
Bestie: "oye BC woh kam.."
3. When the need something
Friend:" hey man I needed a favor?"
Bestie: "kuttay mera kam kardega?"
4. When they are thankful
Friend: "thanks man"
Bestie: "ha kanjra khush kitta"
5. When you need help
Friend: "sorry man can't help"
Bestie: "kiya hoya meri jaan ruk main phone karta hn, tu ruk main ata hn"
6. When you break up
Friend: "oh man that's so sad"
Bestie: "farigh kardiya uska phir mujhe number deh uska"
Friend: "hey man how are you"
Bestie: "kesa hai kanjar"
2. When the speak
Friend: "Talha yaar woh.."
Bestie: "oye BC woh kam.."
3. When the need something
Friend:" hey man I needed a favor?"
Bestie: "kuttay mera kam kardega?"
4. When they are thankful
Friend: "thanks man"
Bestie: "ha kanjra khush kitta"
5. When you need help
Friend: "sorry man can't help"
Bestie: "kiya hoya meri jaan ruk main phone karta hn, tu ruk main ata hn"
6. When you break up
Friend: "oh man that's so sad"
Bestie: "farigh kardiya uska phir mujhe number deh uska"
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