What's On Your Mind?
Every recent song I heard only a line of
Ask @ArjunGrover
If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be?
Romeo and Juliette because then they get back together in a relationship and everything goes well for a while until they move in together and before you know they start having arguments about stupid stuff like why do the cushion covers not match the curtains or why are the puppets not in their place (those guys didn't have tv's back then) and then Juliette will ask Romeo to get a real job other than just being Romeo which will kill his male ego and they will part their ways forever and millions of people will live happily ever after
Because A) they would've never had to read about it and B) People wouldn't do stupid shit in the name of love, y'know like die for each other
Basically
Because A) they would've never had to read about it and B) People wouldn't do stupid shit in the name of love, y'know like die for each other
Basically
i get a derection every time i see your pic
Piece of advice, don't let her show you a picture of her dream boy on your first date
Chances are, you'll end up getting a derection sir
Chances are, you'll end up getting a derection sir
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Have you shifted to Milano ???!!!!
Yeah, for about 4 months
Yaar kaha hai tu
Aapke dil mein?❤
How to start a conversation with you?❤️
Anything other than 'what's up' and 'how are you', and if you write 'hwz u?' No need to even try.
Mine is 19.4 inches.
Samsung ya sony?
What makes you unique?
My DNA
Come over later, and I’ll let you touch my butt. ;-)
Butt what if I don't wanna??
The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them! ❤❤❤
Are you tryna say i got gas issues?
I'm sorry but I can't digest that??
I'm sorry but I can't digest that??
Pick up line- Will you complete me like a moustache completes the beard ❤❤❤
Meri billi mujhe meow?
Aankhe band karro toh tumhare kareeb mein aau??
Aankhe band karro toh tumhare kareeb mein aau??
Desi parents be like?
Ghar ko toh bas dharamshala samajh rakha hai, aao khao aur so jaao. Maa baap ki toh koi parvah hi nahi hai, saara time bas dosto mein ghusse rehete ho. Unhi ke ghar jaake kyon nahi reh lete...
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice
Why are you called by your name when they should actually call you stupid?
Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
Haan vo delhi mein pollution bhi toh bohot hai na
What will you do if you meet Ranveer Singh?
Ask him the secret of his energy(?)
Beard or moustache?
A beard is incomplete without a moustache and likewise.
Will you complete me like a moustache completes a beard??
Will you complete me like a moustache completes a beard??
Do you like your handwriting?
I remember when I used to write hindi long ago in school, i'd do so much mehenat and write one very pretty word, but then kill it while drawing that line on top.
If you were another person would you be friends with you?
I would bed me, whatchya sayin bruh?!?
Is it illegal to kill an ant ?
It should be illegal to be so lame.
Actually no, i'll be the first one behind the bars lol?
Actually no, i'll be the first one behind the bars lol?
How about a zoot right now ?
Zoota fenk ke maarunga ?
Thoughts on Amaan Jaipuri?
Got married to a Womaan Amritsari and then they had Kiddds Panipuri.
Cause fuck logic
Cause fuck logic
New year Plans?
Goa. Since sunburn's moved to pune I'm hoping Goa would be peaceful this year
Let's be honest , having a dirty mind is good ✌ I mean dirty-minded people are hilarious ✌
You're telling me?
I look at the peace emoticon like you could stick a tongue in it
✌?️?
I look at the peace emoticon like you could stick a tongue in it
✌?️?
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking ?
I dance crazy right in the centre of the place even when i'm sober.
Do you scream on roller coasters?
No i moan?
Juzz kidding, don't get any dirty thoughts in your mind?
Juzz kidding, don't get any dirty thoughts in your mind?
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