did you ever have a crush on your any cousin?
You don't have crushes on your cousin. You fulfill that crush business with strangers before your get married to that cousin.
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Lahore ki paindu (y).
Two minutes silence for our brother who forgot to tick the anon box and who was ditched by some Lahori chick.
What was the last drink you had?
Ay Saaqi, ye Me-khaana tera,
sharaab teri,
jaam tera,
wo nigaahon se pilanay ka kamaal tera,
kabhi haq se bol jo dey tu sahi,
k hai ye sharaabi bhi tera!
iss ka kul jahaan bhi tera!
-Khadija Udaas
sharaab teri,
jaam tera,
wo nigaahon se pilanay ka kamaal tera,
kabhi haq se bol jo dey tu sahi,
k hai ye sharaabi bhi tera!
iss ka kul jahaan bhi tera!
-Khadija Udaas
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Write down girls conversation? :D
"Hey cutie pie you sugar! How're you baby dolll??mwah" :") (In reality: damn not again! not this witch again!!!)
"That guy from LUMS! YAAAR he's damn hot! But I'm not gonna start the conversation. Don't want to sound desperate you know!" (dil mein tarap lagi hoti hai to talk)
"Hey I just bought this epic lawn print by Gul Ahmed! You must go there too love x "
"That Rubina is a b*tch I tell you! SHE TRIED TO HIT ON MY BF I'D KILL THAT *%&#+ !! "
*calls bestfriend* "AYESHHHHHAAA!!! you know what has happened??? My life is finished I'm gonna die!! My.. my... MY NAIL CHIPPED!!! "
"I was gonna wear the red dress for the evening BUT MY ****ing TAILOR RAN AWAY!!!!!
"OMG i can't tell you meray kitnay rishtay aatay hein, what about you? hehe"
"awwww" ( x 10000 )
"You know I was in that Cafe, where this guy.. I tell you! Kutta hee hogaya mujhe daikh kr!"
"YAAR AM I GETTING FAT?? I LOOK SO UGLY OMG I NEED LIPOSUCTION!!"
"Yaar mein tou apnay banday ko apnay control mein rakhti hoon" (whereas the bf doesn't even let her talk to someone else)
"I'M NOT GOING TO SAY SORRY TO HIM! HE'LL HAVE TO TEXT ME FIRST!!"
"Yaar can I borrow your Gucci handbag for an event? Mera waala gum hogaya hai"
"Yaar meray ex ki nayi bandi meray agay kuch bhi nahi hai" (says that with a sobbing heart).
"Yaar let's upload the best group photos to make them jealous"
"Yaar my brother keeps me in a jail and apni gf k saath world tour pe jaata hai!"
"which cosmetic products do you use? I envy your flawless skin" (would never happily disclose her own products)
"Yaar SOMERHALDER *_* yaar FAWAD KHAN *_* yaar Afridi shadi shuda na hota tou i'd have proposed him"
"Yaar that actress got a plastic surgery lol. Hum naturally pyaray hein"
"Yaar Mera Sultan daikha?? Yaar I missed Ishq e Mamnu's last episode!!"
"OH LOOK! RED ROSES! PINK GHUBAARAY!! AWWW TEDDY BEAR :")
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY SIS" xx
That's it for now.
"That guy from LUMS! YAAAR he's damn hot! But I'm not gonna start the conversation. Don't want to sound desperate you know!" (dil mein tarap lagi hoti hai to talk)
"Hey I just bought this epic lawn print by Gul Ahmed! You must go there too love x "
"That Rubina is a b*tch I tell you! SHE TRIED TO HIT ON MY BF I'D KILL THAT *%&#+ !! "
*calls bestfriend* "AYESHHHHHAAA!!! you know what has happened??? My life is finished I'm gonna die!! My.. my... MY NAIL CHIPPED!!! "
"I was gonna wear the red dress for the evening BUT MY ****ing TAILOR RAN AWAY!!!!!
"OMG i can't tell you meray kitnay rishtay aatay hein, what about you? hehe"
"awwww" ( x 10000 )
"You know I was in that Cafe, where this guy.. I tell you! Kutta hee hogaya mujhe daikh kr!"
"YAAR AM I GETTING FAT?? I LOOK SO UGLY OMG I NEED LIPOSUCTION!!"
"Yaar mein tou apnay banday ko apnay control mein rakhti hoon" (whereas the bf doesn't even let her talk to someone else)
"I'M NOT GOING TO SAY SORRY TO HIM! HE'LL HAVE TO TEXT ME FIRST!!"
"Yaar can I borrow your Gucci handbag for an event? Mera waala gum hogaya hai"
"Yaar meray ex ki nayi bandi meray agay kuch bhi nahi hai" (says that with a sobbing heart).
"Yaar let's upload the best group photos to make them jealous"
"Yaar my brother keeps me in a jail and apni gf k saath world tour pe jaata hai!"
"which cosmetic products do you use? I envy your flawless skin" (would never happily disclose her own products)
"Yaar SOMERHALDER *_* yaar FAWAD KHAN *_* yaar Afridi shadi shuda na hota tou i'd have proposed him"
"Yaar that actress got a plastic surgery lol. Hum naturally pyaray hein"
"Yaar Mera Sultan daikha?? Yaar I missed Ishq e Mamnu's last episode!!"
"OH LOOK! RED ROSES! PINK GHUBAARAY!! AWWW TEDDY BEAR :")
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY SIS" xx
That's it for now.
where do you live?
Sigh.
thoughts on hijab? why you hate it
If I don't observe it myself, doesn't mean I despise it.
As a Muslim woman, my Lord and my prophet have asked me to do this because they consider me precious. I don't do it, that's another debate. But yes, I totally despise the idea of mocking this over. Girls who wear skin tight clothes revealing all their figure and THEN putting a scarf over their head, pretending to be oh so modest is an absolute disgrace. Either you do it or you just not. But you can't simply make an obligation a laughing stock for the people around. The best hijab is the purgation of your soul.
P.S: Masha'Allah! Cool pardah eh.
As a Muslim woman, my Lord and my prophet have asked me to do this because they consider me precious. I don't do it, that's another debate. But yes, I totally despise the idea of mocking this over. Girls who wear skin tight clothes revealing all their figure and THEN putting a scarf over their head, pretending to be oh so modest is an absolute disgrace. Either you do it or you just not. But you can't simply make an obligation a laughing stock for the people around. The best hijab is the purgation of your soul.
P.S: Masha'Allah! Cool pardah eh.
who is the strong contender for indian elections?
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Favorite porn site?
Log like=one word like=like like=tbh? etc ke liay kitna tarse hote hain, Right?
EVERYONE, EVERYONE wishes to get praised, recognized and admired. We're part of that whole, who created us to get Himself recognized and admired. So, it's NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. We all crave for attention. You, me, everybody.
football fans be like?
Raat hotay hee Football fans aisay hee active hojatay hein jesay har ashiq apnay Janu k saath full night talk time pe chaukas hojata hai.
Sadness is.......
When your very close friend starts ignoring you or spends less time with you cuz he's in love.
luv story pls?
Based on a true story.
(My friend and I)
Me: Hey sis! Are you sure you're ready for this commitment with that guy?
Friend: Yes deej!
Me: But you know guys these days.. They ain't trustworthy..
Friend: He's different deej, I love him. :")
Me: But,... well Are you sure he isn't gonna let you down? that he won't disappoint you? will he catch you if you fall?
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Friend: OF COURSE HE'D CATCH ME IF I FALL!! Wo mera banda hai, Kamran Akmal nahi.
(My friend and I)
Me: Hey sis! Are you sure you're ready for this commitment with that guy?
Friend: Yes deej!
Me: But you know guys these days.. They ain't trustworthy..
Friend: He's different deej, I love him. :")
Me: But,... well Are you sure he isn't gonna let you down? that he won't disappoint you? will he catch you if you fall?
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Friend: OF COURSE HE'D CATCH ME IF I FALL!! Wo mera banda hai, Kamran Akmal nahi.
main barey ho kar khadija se shadi karunga :3
My Stylo Heels are higher than your ambitions.
Desi relationship excuses # 3
"Janu qasam se mein raat ko soya hua tha, mera phone meray uss gainday k bachay cousin k paas hoga! warna mein whatsapp pe online hoon aur tumhein reply na karun, aisa honay se pehlay Allah karay mujhe Qabz hojaye"
Yaar itni awesome kaise ho? Koi raaz? *a girl *
I take shower with Meezan cooking oil.
Kyun k har cheez Meezan mein achi lagti hai.
Kyun k har cheez Meezan mein achi lagti hai.
DijaFacts # 28
We all girls are being called "Bhabi" behind our back atleast once in our lives, with or without coming into our knowledge, by the Chichorray friends of our creepy Majnoos.
"OYE SHARAM KAR BHABI HAI WO TERI"!!
"OYE SHARAM KAR BHABI HAI WO TERI"!!
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Agr aap ye jaan'na chaahtay hein k aap k followers sachi muchi k jeetay jaagtay insaan hein aur fake accounts nahi hein, tou bus aik baar LIKE = SOMETHING ko yes karein. WO LOG BHI SAAMNAY AJAYEN GY JO KABHI ISS DUNIYA MEIN THAY HEE NAHI.
-khadija aapa
-khadija aapa
Biggest regret?
I fell in love with a wrong person at the wrong time i.e just before my exams. So yeah I failed.
Also, once I saved some money to buy a branded classy outfit for myself. So I went to an "exclusive store for the elite class" (name not posted cuz no muft ki publicity) and chose an expensive dress and bought it. On my way home, I saw a Khusra, wearing the same dress... my little cousin inquired him about it and he told him that he got it from a pathan's stall who sells copy designs worth Rs. 250. So yeah..
Also, once I saved some money to buy a branded classy outfit for myself. So I went to an "exclusive store for the elite class" (name not posted cuz no muft ki publicity) and chose an expensive dress and bought it. On my way home, I saw a Khusra, wearing the same dress... my little cousin inquired him about it and he told him that he got it from a pathan's stall who sells copy designs worth Rs. 250. So yeah..
ball thory choty krwa
You need to do just two things:
1: Learn the difference between "ball" and "baal".
2: Learn a bit "Tameez" which your parents forgot to teach you.
1: Learn the difference between "ball" and "baal".
2: Learn a bit "Tameez" which your parents forgot to teach you.
are you good at studies?
Basically.
sadness is??
When your mom takes away the money you've received from some relative on Eid or some other day.
"UNN K SAAMNAY AWKWARD HO K HUM PAISAY LAIN, AUR AMMI UNN K SAAMNAY LAINAY SE INKAAR KARAIN K BHAI TAKALUF NA KAREN, AUR BAAD MEIN KHUDI LY LAIN!!
"UNN K SAAMNAY AWKWARD HO K HUM PAISAY LAIN, AUR AMMI UNN K SAAMNAY LAINAY SE INKAAR KARAIN K BHAI TAKALUF NA KAREN, AUR BAAD MEIN KHUDI LY LAIN!!
im hard
Hey Math! what's up?
selfie without makeup please? :)
I usually don't do it but since 'without makeup' phenomenon has become a hoax, so here you go. MY CHEEKS ARE NATURALLY PINK!
desperate wish?
What is the purpose of education in pakistan?
Teaching outclass vocabulary and impeccable grammar to kids so they can belittle others by pointing out grammatical errors and flaunt their self written complicated notes.
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