YES CUZ I AM ALSO THE CREATOR AT UDDERLY HILARIOUS JOKES 4SILENTLY FIST PUMPS TO CHAVY BEATS WITH OTHER COOW MATES*
Can we just like eat bacon together on a roof whilst listening to Canada and scooter and fist pumping
Ask @MeganGriffin486
Previous
PORK. BACON. BEEF. STEAK. YOU NAME IT I HAVE IT.... AND JUST REMEMBER MEGAN MY BODY IS ALWAYS READY
May I have your body please
No megan I know it wouldn't happen
You really don't tho
Related users
I THINK YOU MEAN A BIG UDDER MEGAN
YOU ARE UDDERLY HILARIOUS
Bacon bacon bacon... I am the creator of bacon, yes I am a cow I said it, but you know what? I am proud
Cows are the creaters of all things good ok
Dis bitch always means business, you don't want to mess with this motherfucker, stand back guys I just walkked in and the room just lit up ooooohhh
Walked into the room like what up I gotta big cock
I DON'T SHARE FOOD, NOR DO I SHAREE PEOPLE... ALLL MINE
Your like my own personal inedible bacon bit
I can't, I really want to but it wouldn't happen and I know it wouldn't
I want you to I won't say anything you never know that
Megans my fav I will forever love her more than you peasants lol sorry not sorry
Diss bitch means business guyysss
Kinky;) x
Sex demon;)x
You can't have megan, sorry she's mine
Sharing is caring
Crying cuz you get me, how fab
We get eachother
Ho please:)
Great guy, so lovely, talk sometimes, good looking
Liked by:
John Mckeever
SEXXX IS ON FIREEE
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
I like you, but I can't say! Its so hard for me cause I want to tell you but I just can't
Please tell me?
And I swear in that moment we were bacon..
You sizzling my rashers?
No cat tho
I love cats tho
I like to sing, I feel wee should sing the snake song together tbh.. Do you feel me? Hmmmm
Ja feel, I feel totes yeah
This boy knows you ;)x
Well that's good;)x
NO I KNOW I'm A FIESTY ONE, ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL
Gurrrrl I know you get mee
This may sound too inappropriate and wrong but I would love to make out with you all day in my room and slip my fingers up your vanny;)
That's lovely anon, great thoughts you have there
JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD A PUFF ON YOUR FIRST JOINT DOES NOT MAKE YOU KURT COBAIN
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahbi love this
Do you know this boy;)
No not at all;)
SAUCY LITTLE MINX YOU ARE
MMmmmmm feisty one you areee
TELL ME WHO CAN STOP WHEN DRE MAKING MOVES ATTRACTING HONEYS LIKE A MAGNET GIVING THEM EARGASMS WITH HIS MELLOW ACCENT, STILL MOVING THIS FLAVOUR WITH THE HOMIES BACKSTREET AND TEDDY THE ORIGINAL RUMP SHAKERS OOOOO
WOOoOo
Next