Continuing! ____ 2. So why, oh why, after I get delivered to you as the Sunday newspaper, why wouldn't you say anything to me at all? Lol, just find it fun treating me like a normal newspaper or what? ____ 3. What would your amused thought to yourself be when you see your parents start reading me?
2. I watch the news on tv, or read about it online. Down with reading newspaper, use it for arts and crafts instead . I guess I could use you as cover when I'm painting something so I don't make a mess lol. 3. WELL when my father started reading you, I will wonder if the stories in the paper are about your life or about local/world events. Hmm you would literally be an "open" book, or in this case a newspaper
Lol!! Just no winning with you, =P. Wonderful Wacky Wednesday Ms. Barb! Hope you're well! Goodness, the new shenanigans here bring up so many questions lol. ____ 1. So would you be going through me & clipping out coupons then before you take me to your parents house?? lol ___ 2. Coming up next post!
Happy Thursday now! 1. So are you newspaper or salespaper? Bcuz where I live they come separately. So if you're the newspaper, i have no use for you ❌. That's why you're off to the parents house.
And _____ 2. Don't read the newspaper huh? Well I guess I'd be glad you weren't going to cut me up for coupons or sales or anything, lol, what would you say to me when you pick me up to take to your parents house? ____ 3. Would you tell them it's me or let them think I'm a normal Sunday newspaper?
2. Well i don't read the newspaper, but i do read the sales paper and check out the coupons. I would not say anything to you. The drive there would be silent except for the radio. 3. I'm still not gonna say anything lol! Then my father is going to read you and fall asleep. Then you will just be scattered over the couch. I then come over to collect you, and put you in the recycle.
Haha! I've been doing well! Frustrated with my job too lately actually, but alas. Glad you're doing swell!! ____ 1. Frankly, I'd be RELIEVED you were wearing another pair of shoes lol, I meant would you ever say anything teasing me about how I'm just shoes in your closet now? lol
Keep up the good work 👍🏽 and thx. 1. You've asked this questions many times already lol. What else can I say? Do you want me to just stand over you like this?
YOUUUU
SOULJA BOY TELL EM
Are people only interested in having sex and moving on these days? Is no one real anymore? If there are still real people in the world who don't just wanna use you, where are they?
The real and authentic are few and far between it seems.
To change things up a bit here and tickle your feisty creativity Barb, here ya go! ----- If a witch transformed me into a copy of the Sunday newspaper and left me on your doorstep, Would you spend all your time and money trying to transform me back into a human? Or..... what would you do? 😅
LOL the Sunday newspaper! I'm thinking " boy i don't read the newspaper". Dropping you off at my parents house
Making me squirm as your shoes.... ugghh, what a brat. Cute and adorable... but a brat. Lol, ____ 1. How you been? I see you haven't logged in in a couple weeks either. Samesies haha. ___ 2. If you were feeling mischievious, what might you say to me when opening your closet for something else?
1. Hello, I've been alright and debating getting a new job. I'm soo bored. How's life for you? 2. If i was feeling particularly cruel that day, I would tell you that another pair of shoes gets their foot fetish satisfied for that day (i wear them instead of you) You can do anything about it either!!
Why did you fart on my favorite customer today 😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤
Why people be responding to public questions like its a personal question literally meant for everyone
Yep. People don't know the shoutouts go to literally everyone unless it's a personal question
Jus Fell in Walmart & All My Change Fell Out My Pocket Dis Girl Gon Say, Dàmn Sonic
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Man I hate being single I hate it so much I just want to have the one Girl who likes me for me not for what I have and not for anything else just likes me for me and can uncover the deep emotional side of myself and someone who really loves anime I just wish that
Take being single as a time to improve your person. I'm sure there are aspects of yourself that you need to heal before getting into a relationship with someone.
you have friends from other countries
Yes.
Hello there Barb! Apologies for vanishing again. Busy busy haha. How's your October going? Ready for Halloween? Having a nice scary month? Not NEARLY as scary as my month would be if you turned me into your shoes. Lol, WHY, oh why, would you walk on rocks JUST to make me squirm huh?? HAHA
Hello again. My October is very boring... and I don't celebrate Halloween lol. And nothing wrong with making you squirm as my shoes. You will become more durable . Then I'll work my way up to running with you