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Which fictional character would you take out on a date?

Chucky. You know I already have a doll, but he's a fucking chicken in comparison. He pees himself just by hearing the microwave go off. Chucky, on the other hand... Chucky would have peed on him and then put him in the fucking microwave. No fucking conscience there. It reminds me a little bit of myself.
I could have ordered food the whole fucking night. I would have loved to see the waitress who tried to fight Chuck over the bill. That could have been fucking entertaining.

What do you think of the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp case?

She owes him a lot of fucking money, I tell you that much. I'm sitting here and thinking of who I can sue in my life, and the only thing that comes to my mind is an incident that happened to me back in school when my swim trunks slipped off after I jumped into a pool. Fucking embarrassing. Do you know how much humiliation I have gone through in my life because of the shity elastic quality they had? People have seen me naked against my own will.
I'm trying to remember what brand it was. I probably need to call a couple of witnesses. I could really need a good fucking lawyer, too. OMG, everything comes back now. Too much to handle!
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Ukraine won Eurovision!

ALINA is the actually Ukrainian winner they later had to replace with the group who won the Eurovision. This song is so amazing. They would have won it either way.

ALINA PASH - Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz6aQLKyBHcMrjensa’s Video 170184932451 rz6aQLKyBHcMrjensa’s Video 170184932451 rz6aQLKyBHc

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