(but why would a russian wear a mexican wrestler mask?) *flexes muscles which are bigger than anyone on earths*
A.s.b:*bane saw how she is dressed
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nice to meet you senorita! (maybe he spoke russian with a spanish accent?)
A.sb:oooo~
*speaks in spanish accent* greetings my mechanical friends! i am bane!
A.s.b:spring Bonnie or Bon bon
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*and the 9 foot most muscular of macho men bane enters with his machine pack pumping the the glowing green fluid that is VENOM into him so his eyes glow green*
A.s.b::oooo sexy
alright i suppose it cant hurt! and it cant hurt bane since he was only beaten after taking the batmobile headon! *calls bane on phone*
As.b:*tail swas
first look up pics of arkham city bane! THEN if you think youll like him ill take you to him! *(oddly hes supposed to be russian but in arkham city hes spanish!)
A.s.b:i do
anyways im surprised none of you ladies have tried wooing bane yet! ill never understand women!
A.springbonnie:where I want to see his sexy body
anyone at all? ME: joker by "little" what do you mean? JOKER: a ten foot by 4 foot canister!
A.f:*sits down *well *they see she only had panties on
i have a bit of TITAN with me if you want! careful though because i know from experience it gives you anger issues!
A.f:no me
the owners adapted it so that synthetic life forms can use it!
A.f:oh
TITAN is an ultra steroid like VENOM, the stuff banes always aving pumped into him! without it your 5 feet tall and a wimp! with it your around 10 feet tall and more muscular than anyone!
So
only ive met him face to face! also he has an animatronic but its BIG! pumping it full of TITAN!
A.f:really
thats the owner of arkham city! strange fella! never shows what he REALLY looks like!
Yeah peroblalby nothing
*finally he wears a riddler mask, joker wig and penguin suit* TICK TOCK KEY AND LOCK MY REVENGE HAS COME! TOCK TICK ONE BIG TRICK NOW THEIR TIME IS DONE! *dissipates*
Jesus
*changes so he now has a penguin mask, joker suit and riddler hat* TOCK TICK GONNA BE SICK EVERY WORLD WILL PAY! TOCK TICK GOTTA BE SLICK I WILL WIN THE DAY!
Wow
HI Freddy!!!....*Hugs*
*hugs back
*hologram of figure wearing joker mask, penguin top hat and riddler suit appears* TICK TOCK FEED THE CROC ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE! IM THE OWNER OF ARKHAM CITY AND THIS WILL BE THEIR LAST GOODBYE!
Fuck off m8te
ME: have you all met the mysterious new owner of arkham city yet?
Who
NO! If you say anything about jack the ripper to him he will recall who he is and kill amy!
A:ok
However if you make sure he doesn't recall who he used to be he won't hurt anyone! I believe he involuntarily thinks love is what he lost not memories.
A:so what do I say his name?
His knife is indestructible now so he will kill Amy and carve an x into her chest like he used to do!
A:say that
He died in human for yes but his spirit took for and lost his memories! if you trigger his memories he will kill Amy for sure!
Ok.a:how huh
He's not a sonic... HE'S JACK THE FREAKING RIPPER!
Wow spooky
Hang on a minute! Don't you know what alphas REAL name is?!
Azazel:what cause I want ot murder him
*says every cuss word in existence* that's how it felt!
Oh.
Azazel:*hits alpha sonic
Azazel:*hits alpha sonic
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