I dont do anything to get caught for...so what is the real reason for this question?

Caught by your wife doing what? If we’re speaking about cheating... well first, you apologize. Second you explain why you did exactly what you did because “idk” isn’t enough. And lastly, you need to figure out if this was a one time mistake or if you’re unhappy.

Caught? Tf you doing?

Freak out. Because I totally didn't realize I was married.

Um I don’t have a wife

Don't have a wife to get caught by! Lol.

First not married but also wouldn't cheat if by se miracle I did I would ask her to join

Caught doing what?

Don’t have one