Thou shall be allowed to slap the dumb 🤣

Живи сам и давай жить другому, ибо каждый достоин любви!

thou shall be loyal

This applies to men only - 'Thou shall always put the seat back down when thou hast used the loo"

Thou shalt not listen to any of the bullshit in this fictional book. It's fiction!!

dont know any of them so can't add another

"If you break any of the aforementioned rules, you will be penalised and bonus points will be deduced from your next life." 😁

Thou shalt give me free pizza.

I wouldn’t, I’m atheist 🤷🏻‍♂️