Yeah i like to break legs and make a kink🌚

You sound more like a surgeon who says “aaj raat call pay teen mareezon ko khola”🌚

I wanna flush you.

Bhai tu jakay pehlay nokri dhoond.

Lastnight i farted and he fainted.
You can guess the rest🌚

Then don’t take advice from a kid who uses kuttay wala filter.

It’s sooooo soothing to know that there’s someone controlling your life. You’re not alone here, aik Zaat hy jo sub dekh rahe hy, everything is happening cuz He allowed it. He loves me, why would He ever let me down? Nomatter how bad things go, He would always be there for me.

It’s a title. Queens who manage to burn down cities to the ground get it.

Put yourself up for adoption maybe?

Na detay to meray chotay chotay waaldain khana kahan say khatay.