I prefer barbecue sauce.

Nope. Sweet and sour or Ice cream

I don’t go out of my way to do this but I’m certainly not against it.

Yes ranch + French fries are the best 😌😌

What kind of heathen do you take me for?!

Yes I do

No i dip in water

Yes.

No but gravy

No. Nobody else should either it's bad enough we've allowed people to dip Pizza in ranch for years and years without saying anything about this nonsense. Also everybody should work at least a year in the food service industry that way they understand the ranch isn't that f-ing important.