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would you save a stranger is he’s being attacked with a gun?
Yes, and then I’d give that gun a good telling-off! Bad gun!😡
Bella, where are you ????
She’s behind you!
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Have you ever watched Married At First Sight UK? xx
No, my IQ is at least average.
I don't know what to do and how to choose correctly. I don't know what to do because I'm attracted to both, this dude is attractive and he has me hooked but this other dude I've known him longer and he's proved how much he cares about me , I cannot overlook that.
THREESOME!!! 😃😃😃
what do you think about people who cheat on their significant other for a night of fun?
I think you’re a scumbag, tell your partner what you’ve done and grovel, grovel, for forgiveness. Or don’t, I’m not your dad… 🤷♂️
Red sauce or brown sauce on a bacon sarnie?
Neither, just more fried pig flesh!!! 😁
what do you think about the earth being flat? Is it real? Or is just people wanting attention?
The earth doesn’t exist. I have trapped you in my newest “life” simulation. I can see everything you do. You pervert… 🤮
Is it bad that I think that I deserve to be lonley and unhappy in life.
Depends on whether you actually do deserve to or not. What did you do that makes you think that? Go on, you can tell us! 😃
do you believe there was someone with higher powers that created humanity or did we just evolve?
No, I really think this (“our reality”) just happened because of science… 🤪
How was your day
Great, I didn’t have to interact with a single human being!
What mode of transport do you travel by the most ?
Under a rug in the back seat of my victims’ cars…
Do you use Android or iOS?
iOS; I have enough money to buy good things.
Life would be boring, if we were all normal, wouldn't it?
Depends on your definition of normal. I always pick-up the dog poop and bring it home. I don’t have a dog. Is that “normal”?🤔
What was your longest relationship
Miles.
are you in the leaderboard?
Depends on which one. Deffo gotta be in the top ten serial killers list, but also in the top ten cat lovers. I’m a complicated person…🤷♂️
Heyy everybody 🦄 What can I do in Cardiff for have fun?
Drugs.
Do you speak French?
Non, je ne parle francais.
What your age?
It’s a measurement of how long I have been alive, based upon the Earth’s rotation and orbit around the sun.
true/false: you were alive in 1995
True, that’s when I discovered my two great loves; killing and cocaine!❤️❤️
Does your profile pic accurately represent you?
Yes, I don’t exist.
does anyone feel like every day is the same, and nothing exciting happens? days just pass monotonously
No, because Cocaine.
what helps you when you feel anxious?
A bottle of scotch.
what’s the most scariest thing about the ocean? personally I’d say it’s the jellyfish 😭
All the dead people who drowned, and beckon me to join them in the abyss.
What your favourite time of year?
23rd October at 2.37pm.
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