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A family member texted and said they would be here 10 days for a vacation and I wasn’t even asked if it was okay. How do I stop it from happening again?

Put laxative in everything they eat. Sure, your house will be covered in sh1t, but you won’t see them again in a hurry!😈

Do you think puberty blockers for kids should be legal?

Only for the annoying brats, not for nice kids.

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What is tiktok?

The sound of time slipping away between our fingers as we waste our lives on this ultimately pointless app… 😔

What's your favourite rock band?

The STONE Roses! Give me a break, I’m trying to be nice for a change…

do you have an annoying chin

Yeah, he’s a real a$$hole. Wish he’d go back to China, except he’s from Luton…

Cod or battered sausage

Why not be a greedy b*#%+€d and have both?! Heart attacks are so much more survivable these days! 😁

I don't think I'm good enough for anyone in a relationship way as I will ruin their lives. Is that bad?

Nah, go ahead and ruin their life. So long as you get lots of sex out of the deal, you’re winning!

What would you do if you won 34millon in your countries currency?

Shannon678900’s Profile PhotoShannon
I’d pay off my mortgage and give money to charity. I’d travel a bit and see all the places I’ve dreamed of since I was a child. Then I’d spend the rest on blow and hookers.

What are some things that adults should never say to children, but that they often say without realizing it is rude?

Your real mum and dad wouldn’t put up with this, if I hadn’t run them over in my car!!!

I struggle like hell to forget past events that I wanna forget about. Do you have the same issue?

No, because I use drugs. They’re great! 😃

What is the longest car journey you've ever had

The drive to the doctors. Luckily, she wasn’t pregnant! 🥳

You drink energy drinks? what is your favorite flavor of energy drink?


Do traumatic experiences always make people stronger?

If they die, then no. If they survive, I’d say it’s fifty/fifty.

Do you ever go back and rewatch old shows and films you liked as a child, for nostalgia? Do you still enjoy them as an adult? I've had very mixed results 😂

DovahMonah’s Profile PhotoDovahMonah
Yes, recently I re-watched Saddam’s execution. Good times, good times… 😌

I have just moved in to a new house and sometimes there is too much noise coming from the kids playing on the park across the road, how can I stop the park being used when I'm at home?

Dress up as a clown and try to catch them. That should do it. 🤡


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