7 Days to Die, Farming Sinulator 22 and Battlefield 1.
A family member texted and said they would be here 10 days for a vacation and I wasn’t even asked if it was okay. How do I stop it from happening again?
Put laxative in everything they eat. Sure, your house will be covered in sh1t, but you won’t see them again in a hurry!😈
Do you think puberty blockers for kids should be legal?
I’d pay off my mortgage and give money to charity. I’d travel a bit and see all the places I’ve dreamed of since I was a child. Then I’d spend the rest on blow and hookers.
Do you ever worry about the future generations. As ours isn't that great
Nah, f#*k ‘em.
Which one is the oldest language in Europe?
Love, baby! 😍
What are some things that adults should never say to children, but that they often say without realizing it is rude?
Your real mum and dad wouldn’t put up with this, if I hadn’t run them over in my car!!!
Take her deep into the woods and then run like f#*k!
do you believe in aliens?
No, I’m a grown-up. 🙄
I struggle like hell to forget past events that I wanna forget about. Do you have the same issue?
No, because I use drugs. They’re great! 😃
I'm on 32,347 steps today how many have you done
32,348. Stop slacking, loser! 😡
What is the longest car journey you've ever had
The drive to the doctors. Luckily, she wasn’t pregnant! 🥳
You drink energy drinks?
what is your favorite flavor of energy drink?
ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!🤪
Do traumatic experiences always make people stronger?
If they die, then no. If they survive, I’d say it’s fifty/fifty.
Do you ever go back and rewatch old shows and films you liked as a child, for nostalgia? Do you still enjoy them as an adult? I've had very mixed results 😂
I have just moved in to a new house and sometimes there is too much noise coming from the kids playing on the park across the road, how can I stop the park being used when I'm at home?
Dress up as a clown and try to catch them. That should do it. 🤡