what's the best way to become your friend?
tbh just talk to me online and if you live in the area ask to hang out. i don't have a lot of friends
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I want to take you out. How do you feel about having two boyfriends?
doesn't seem ideal but i'm flattered you'd even try
unless it's like a sugar daddy kinda deal and i don't have to touch you bc i would love that
unless it's like a sugar daddy kinda deal and i don't have to touch you bc i would love that
yesterday a friend of mine told me he had a dream i killed myself. thoughts
maybe your friend is worried that you're at risk for suicide. do you feel worried about that? dreams are scary but they don't have to mean anything
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i like your answer for your fav band because #same
#sadbitch
i really want to die
i want to die too, like pretty much all the time. but if i'm not allowed to die then neither are you. talk to me if you want
Can I be your friend? I live in Landan
do you mean london? i live in the us so it would be hard but we can be online friends
can we be friends please?
sure i need friends really bad
What's your fav band rn?
what if my answer to this is elliott smith for the rest of my life because i'm that kind of sad
i think you are very pretty and I want to do a kiss on you. sorry
do not apologize pls thank you for ur nice message
I am a fedora manufacturer... I provide for my sick family via the production and sale of fedoras. Your anti-fedora movement scares me as I don't know what I will do if the popularity of the fedora wanes.
dude i'll pay you to not make them
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Will you marry me?
ok
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I'm unsuccessfully trying to figure out from your tweets if you're ridiculously pro-fedora or anti-fedora. What's your position on fedoras?
i am genuinely upset that you had to ask
i am very anti-fedora
i am very anti-fedora
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hey so when i was an undergrad it was pretty stressful and lots of ennui like "hey what am i really doing even", so jw if you'd really prefer to be doing something else in particular? or do you kinda like college? ty
yeah i am feelin that. i like taking classes but i also have no idea what i'm doing. i am just going to ignore the fact that time is going to force me to figure out my life ??? seems okay to me
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Would you prefer to be a pea-sized human or giant-sized human?
is that even a question, pea-sized
All my best friend does is call me a faggot and files lawsuits against me for "being a Gaylord. " :(
damn, sorry dude
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If I have a nightmare can I count on you to pick up the phone at 4am and calm me down?
if you are my friend i would probably do that. i did that kind of thing a lot for my best friend
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
no it's a corpse ok
Are you wearing space pants?
MY BUTT ISN'T GOOD
what is your major?
i'm a double major in linguistics and psychology. also i'm stupid
I'm like that uncomfortable moment when your tongue can't seem to find a good place to stay at
my tongue is in an okay place i put a gummy bear on it
Your food fears scare me. Probably because I eat a lot of everything. I'm not fat, I promise. I can fix your problem. :)
the problem in my brain is that the rules don't apply to me. even if you do eat a lot of everything and aren't fat, i believe i cannot do the same. also, i shouldn't care if i gain weight in the first place, but that's a harder one to tackle
You're hot but I don't wanna go out with you cause you're way out of my league so how about we just become friends and I can hook up with your hot friends :D
this question makes me really really uncomfortable
Should I make an OKCupid?
it's probably a bad idea
Why is this in German?
i don't think it is
What does pussy taste like?
pepsi cola
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