What does it mean if your partner is in the bathroom too long?
Smell her fingers to find out.
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I never said you had to share me.
But it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none..
How do I get a girlfriend?
Shake your device.
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Today is my last day drinking. 5-24-24. I quit.
You can't finish what you didn't start
Does body count matter when it comes to who you want to be with
Depends on the trunk of your car.. I can fit four in mine.
I’m sad 😔
Hi sad, I'm Omar.. got drugs?
I have early menopause at 35 I walked away from a virgins guys proposal. Am I in the wrong?
Of course you are not. He is now desperate. Good job
did your ex cheat on you?
Absolutely, a warning would have been fair. Now she will learn the hard way.
"You deserve a love that doesn't hide you, a love that shows you off" 👩 ❤️ 👨 ❤️
When pigs fly..
Your sickness is your karma but I'm going to make sure you get worse I promise you that.
Hurry up.. I'm waitless
How old are you? I'm 25.
I'll be 40 in three years
What time is it where you're at?
2:27a.m
Is the house haunted?
Is the house haunted?
Whattup
Wasssssssssuuuuppppppppp
How do I know you’re afraid of thunder?
The lightning told you.
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Where are you ?
Behind you
What do you do to comfort yourself when you're having a really bad day?
Drive really fast into oncoming traffic.
What's your favorite color?
Blister blue with a tug of gang green
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Is it wrong to date someone that you think is nice, but don't like them romantically?
There are no more lines. wrong, right.. who cares, at the end of the day all you got is yourself.
Should we just do it and get it over with
You have to crawl before you walk..
Why do your girlfriend lie about hanging out with another dude?
Because it was more than just hanging out..
How do you cheer up a friend who’s down?
Use a cheat code..
Do you feel hopeless
I hope to feel less.
Please enlighten me
Let there be light...
Can you forever be broken hearted?
Someone will get over it..
3..2..1.. NOT IT.!.!.!.!.
3..2..1.. NOT IT.!.!.!.!.
Do you smoke?
I eat smoke and burn trees..
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