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Have you ever given up on someone? Why?

Me: *scrolling through indeed* No, no, definitely not, hahaha ha HA HAA, nope, ooh this looks interesting... wait, nope, ugh travel agencies, what's that? wait... WAIT... THIS IS THE ONE.
mum: what's going on
me: my destiny is calling
mum:
me:
Okay, how does one write a cover letter because I'm pretty sure 'I'm perfect for this job because I'm perfect therefore you should hire me' is not going to end well for me.

Same about the pen Pal thing!

Yeah! I just think the whole getting to know someone from some other place and the anticipation of waiting for the whole letters would just be great! Like talking about your aspirations, culture, thoughts and experiences with someone who would have a completely different upbringing and culture themselves would be a good opportunity to, I don't know, see how someone else sees the world and learn about what makes people *them* and now I'm getting all excited bc I thrive off this stuff y'know.
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Which was the last good movie you watched?

I really want a pen pal. Y'know, the whole snail mail set up. Writing ACTUAL letters and I think it would be fun. (Granted I don't end up corresponding with a psychopath or something.)

Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people ✨

Mum, first it was Facebook and now it's ask? No more internet for you, young lady.
:) In all seriousness though, you're not wrong anon. People spend so much time comparing themselves to other people that the only thing they accomplish is making themselves feel less than what they are because they don't measure up to someone else. If more people spent more time thinking about what THEY are good at and what THEY can do/ offer the world then there'd be more people out there sharing what it is that only they can offer the world. (That and people would be just a smidge less miserable because life isn't a competition) Thanks for the reminder!
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HOW WAS THE TRIP UPDATE ME ON KIK RN

Technically, it's not over. I come back on New Year's eve.
(Skype call me, you numpty. I doubt I'll be able to properly tell you about everything just by texting.) (P.S It's half past one in the morning here so I'm going to bed. We're three hours ahead so if= you have the time to ring me just keep that in mind, yeah?)

AISHA ARE YOU OKAY? UPDATE ME K

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So, I'm alive. (Award for the best opening sentence goes to... the one, the only... Aisha)
It's been a while, mi hermana.
Clearly, I'm the greatest conversationalist to have ever conversed. I give you permission to build a statue in my honour and name your first born after me. (I could even find it in my heart to let you name them Herbie Jr.)
It's been a rollercoaster of a trip, to be honest. I'm really, really glad that I did this. It's definitely given some well needed perspective. (On another note, I keep having dreams about my favourite take away place. It's pretty weird. What's my subconscious tying to tell me?)

THEY SAID YOU NEED TO WEAR SUN CREAM, take lots of pictures and send them to us and also also also TELL US EVERYTHING

Boy, do I have a lot of stories for you guys.
SUN CREAM mate my body is pre-made to handle the sun. All this melanin isn't just for show, y'know.

That deserves a round of applause. *claps slowly*

To any secret services reading this. I'm kidding. I'm just a gobby little brat on the internet who thinks she's cool. Politicians are the epitome of honor and candor, they are sincere and we, the masses, should strive to be more like them - minus the whole pedophile rings thing and other such unsavoury activities - they are our measuring stick and we can only hope to measure up to their moral goodness.
Politicians are crucial to the advancement of our society. They fight for us, the average joes who make up the electoral register, and they do it with great valor and determination. They are our champions. They are the ones that pass the legislation that changes lives. They live to serve us by selflessly campaigning for our rights. It is a thankless job, trying to govern a country. That is why we should celebrate politicians everywhere. We should ignore the scandals that surround these public figures because they have brought about great change.
(I sound like an ad.)
That's why you should vote Trump in the 2016 elections. He's what Joffrey Lannister should've looked like. This was NOT aisha and I approve this message.

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Hella strange. XD

I'm so done with politics, Lavi.
My inner anarchist is waiting for chaos to erupt when everyone realises (or at the very least acts on the fact that) most politicians are scumbag liars who couldn't define the word accountability if a thousand dictionaries were shoved down their throats.

Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation!

Everytime, without fail, I pass the mirror in the upstairs hallway I wink at my reflection.
It doesn't matter if I'm half asleep, in a terrible mood or anything really. I just do it and I don't know why.

Maybe your powers are not yet activated. Maybe it will provide you with double the power and strength as there are two of 'em inside?

Well, that would be nice but between you and me I'd rather control bugs to pay tribute to the greatest hero of them all.
Skitter, Weaver, Khepri.
Our Lady empress of escalation.
(She's right up there in terms of top tier heroes, saving the world (and all alternate earths) from destruction via crazy alien space whale and all. Wow. I just reread that sentence. Sounds wack as hell. I'm referencing this thing I read. Just ignore me.)

Or, you could be a superhuman with two different people living you. XD

I clearly lost the power lottery. What am I going to do? Unnerve citizens with my display of neurosis?
I want a do over. My power sucks.

📚 BookQuestion: What's the one book you just couldn't finish reading and dropped? (#reminder: 3 days left to enter my recent giveaway - check my recent post!)

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Quite a few. Most of them were books we were assigned. (Sparknotes, bro.)
The last book I remember putting down was this vampire book that my friend forced on me. She's super big on the whole supernatural thing so...
I just couldn't finish it. I tried but I couldn't deal with all the teenage angst. (Namely because that's my shtick, y'know. I can't have some fictional tall-dark-and-brooding teenage boy out angsting me. I don't like competition.)
Shite. I did the brackets thing again.

It seems like you have two personalities, by the way you write your answers in two different notes. I've always been here, waiting for you to acknowledge me. XD

I've never really noticed that I did that until you just mentioned it. I'm literally restraining myself from using brackets rn.
It seems like you have two personalities by the way you write your answers in

Don't compare yourself with others. You are you, nobody else could be you even if the tried to be you. You are unique and beautiful. I hope you know how bright you shine in the world of dark skies. Have a fabulous day, just as fabulous as you are. <3

Um.
Holla at my dad, fam. We need to get married! (But in all seriousness this was so sweet and it's made me feel all warm and fuzzy which is a pretty big deal bc I'm literally 2 dimensional and have like only two default emotions.)

If you had to choose a type of color that you thought represented yourself, which would it be?

So my mum basically just boyed my life with only one sentence.
F A T A L I T Y
Excuse me while I mourn the death of my ego.

Thank you so much for all the likes, you're a pretty great person and your answers are equally enjoyable. 🙌

No problemo, mi hermana. I couldn't not like your answers I mean you have Hermione Granger as your profile pic.
Cheers mate. (Here. Have my heart. I've never had to actually use it so maybe it'll be of more use to you than it ever was for me.) (The least romantic confession goes to *drumroll* you guessed it. Me! *crowd goes wild*)
Not sure about the pretty great person part though. (I'm like decent at the best of times.)

Opinions on Simon Cowell and Jennifer Lopez?

You mean Simian Cowell. Get it. I crack myself up. (I'm not funny.)
Look I'm going to be straight with you, anon. I'm not up to date with the whole going ons between celebrities. So what's the deal? Are they together? Are they feuding? Is he screwing her mum? Is she screwing his dad? Have they got a secret love child ensconced in some remote cottage who knows where?
I don't know, man.
But like on the off chance you were just asking about my opinions on them as individual celebrities then all I can say is that you can't really judge a celebrity based on what little you see of them. All I can say is that J Lo seems decent. Simon Cowell seems like (I'm thinking for a polite alternative for the word I'm thinking of) a person I wouldn't like to associate with.

Tell us a period story of yours.

Sorry, kid. I don't particularly make a habit of telling random people on the internet stories regarding my menstruation. I just don't see the appeal but like if that's the kind of thing you're into then you should know that I'm not judging you (I am. Please cease this shite, bruh.)
(Pssst. If you really want some stories you gotta play the long game, anon. You've got to win me over with the 'powa of fraaaanship' and when we're like super duper close like gurlfrraaaaanns close then maybe I'll regale you with some epic gory tales. We could paint each other's nails and braid each other's hair. The point is that you don't just ask a girl to tell you about her period. It's uncouth. Indecent. SCANDALOUS.)
Tell us a period story of yours

Which worries you more – doing things right or doing the right things?

im 99% sure that the youtube comment section is literal cancer
I've never wanted to believe in the theory of evolution so much before in my life. i could write people off as evolutionary rejects

Haha it's actually just the lyrics of a song from the Tom and Jerry movie. And yeah I love you woman. Was that so hard to decipher?

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You're too pure for this world, Srijani.
I don't think you're all human. You're like half unicorn!

Do I miss you? Count the stars; multiply by ten. Of course I do, even now and then.

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This is the sweetest thing I've ever read Srijani! (Why am I so unloved?) (You're ruining my street cred, yo.) (But I'm not even kidding when I say that this has probably made my month. Thank you so much!)
Do I miss you Count the stars multiply by ten Of course I do even now and then

Did ask go all Kanye?

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Yes.
We need the Swift army to crucify ask, yo. Let's just say ask.fm has insulted their queen or something. I'll photoshop it to look like the ask.fm account said something and hordes of crazy fan demons will make sure ask never works again.
Cutting me off like that, LAUGH OUT BLOODY LOUD!

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@LockAnKey this one's for you honey boo
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WHAT TIME IS IT? ROAST TIME, BABY!
A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE ON HOW TO HUMAN or how not to be like me BY NOT aisha
Guaranteed to work or your money back!
1) Don't try to be funny. Chances are you'll just end up sounding like a muppet and embarassing yourself. If you have any shred of dignity just stop. S T O P.
2) You are what you do not what you say you'll do. Stop talking about things you WANT to do and actually DO them. Times a ticking and you're not getting any younger.
3) Don't reference obscure things you're a fan of because no one will actually get them even if you keep hoping someone will just randomly appear and be like 'AY WEDNESDAY WAS CANCELLED' It's not going to happen. Let your fandom dreams die, kid.
4) Don't pull frequent disappearing acts. It's annoying for you and your friends.
5) If you have an obsessive personality for the love all that is holy do not and I repeat DO NOT under ANY circumstances start a new series. That's a no to all forms of entertainment. No books, no movies, no shows, no podcasts. NO. You'll end up becoming a dead beat yout. You'll dishonour your ancestors and they will haunt you until the day you die. So just watch paint dry. That's fun enough.
5) If you don't know how to read social cues you've got to go back to school and learn how to human. I'm pretty sure that's what PSHEE was for. That and the beer goggles are fun.
6) If you're anything like me then you've got to get yourself a personality transplant. So get famous and become a whole new person. When you're rich and famous and probably doled up on drugs then holla at me for changing your life. I'll do you another solid and contact the paparazzi and a rehab clinic. Mama cares, yo. I'll be making bank from the scandal your drug addiction will cause and getting you rhe proper help you need. That and you'd definitely be a different person.
7) Don't have opinions. It's 2k16, my friend. Welcome to the future.

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Omg you lucky thing you have a new brother/sister what a beautiful blessing! It's so funny because I was literally talk to my sister this morning about my parents and now they need to deliver another child before they get too old 😭😂 I love babies so much man

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My auntie actually gave birth 2 days ago & Alhamdullilah he's such a beautiful child. But my auntie was admitted into the hospital today bc she suddenly fell ill. Pls keep her in your precious duas 😔 and I'm very happy to hear that your mum & sibling are healthy & fine may Allah protect them both✨ ---
The only babies I like are my siblings if I'm completely honest. They're like the ultimate children in my eyes and I'm obviously biased because we share DNA and everything but yeah what can you do. Oh and congratulations to your Auntie! Mashallah! A beautiful baby boy! I'll include her in my duas and inshallah she's well by now. (Sorry this is so late.)

LOOL omd when u said 'twins' I thought u were referring to me and Iqra (there are two admins on our page in case u didn't know lol) I thought u figured it out otherwise I would have remained on anon 🌚😂 and awh Aisha Jazak'Allah Khair that means a lot ☺️ I'm pretty good actually Alhamdulillah wbu?

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I'm great! I've got a new addition to the family Alhamdulillah so everything at home is pretty festive! A new sibling to complete the set. She's so beautiful and perfect MashAllah and I'm literally so greatful that both my mum and my baby sister are healthy and happy! (Ew. I sound all sappy and crap.)
You totally could've kept it up. I would never have guessed it was you! And I'm being honest. It's great to see people trying to help others with the deen y'know?

I was debating whether to include the 'not' part 😐 I don't know even where this conversation is going but hi I'm Saima 👋🏽😂

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Saima! You were playing games with my head, yo. I thought you were the twins. (The twins being my friends. They're the prankster queens therefore I wouldn't put it past them to go on anon and mess with me haha.) Anyways, how are you? I love your page by the way. Giving naseeha and all that! 10/10 guys.

BUUUSTED 😂😂😂 wait...before I come off anon, what do you mean by twins?🌚

Twins? What twins? I never said twins. Clearly your eyes are acting up. (But for arguments sake by twins I mean 'one of two children or animals born at the same birth.')

I'm too lazy to run. My beds too comfortable I don't want to move from this position 😢and to answer your question, maybe I'm a wattpad user who knows 🌚 you don't know 🌝 perhaps you will never know 🌚 the power of being on anon fam😌🙌🏽

I think I know who you are and if I'm wrong then this is going to be really awkward. But are you by any chance one of the twins?
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