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Why do zombies like brain so much?

Idk, but it reminds me of an insult I heard once.
"Zombies eat brains. You're safe."
Hahh

what is your dream career?

I'm in grad school to remain realistic and "safe," but I've always wanted to achieve more. I want to be an author and a businesswoman. I yearn for considerable success that an average career does not offer. Everyone in my life seems to think it's too big of a risk, but I believe I have the drive in me to reach my biggest goals in the future. To quote Walt Disney, "If you can dream it, you can do it." The longer I stay in school, the stronger the urge is to experience life in different ways.

My brother is very ticklish. You don't know him but I am wondering if you can prank call him and make him think he's going to get tickled soon? I have a great plan. Would you be up for that?

You already asked this, and I told you to find someone else to prank him.

Do you believe in horoscopes?

Haha no. Anyone could write a generic horoscope that applies to every person's life.

"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." How?

I think most people have good intentions. Or rather, their intentions are to benefit themselves and not to actually harm others in some way, although their behavior suggests otherwise. Benefiting yourself might seem selfish. Truth is though, we all do it automatically for self-preseveration. A charity-minded person might skip a fundraiser. Not because he's full of excuses, but because he's suffering from the death of a friend and doesn't feel well enough to help. We are thinking of ourselves because, well, we are ourselves. It doesn't mean we're bad people who only care about ourselves. Then there are times we think someone is doing something malicious when he/she is actually trying to help someone else. A woman takes more than her share of food at an event and people think she's greedy, when in reality she might just be desperate to feed her starving children.
We often assume the worst when trying to understand why other people do what they do or hold the views they have. There are definitely evil people out there with bad intentions. But if you stop to ask an average person about the cause of their seemingly offensive behavior, you might be surprised to find yourself experiencing more empathy. People are who they are for a reason; something has shaped them that way. Life changes when you give others the benefit of the doubt and truly try to understand their point of view.

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your only happy when your in relationship your never happy single?

I was single for quite a long time before I met my bf and I was enjoying my independence. But now that I'm with someone, I'm happy and know I want to stay with him for a long time.

How has he changed your life? What did he do to do that?

Well it's a personal question. Without being too specific, he discouraged me from going down a bad path. I feel like I've become a more caring and selfless person because of his influence. I've learned a lot about life and love due to his ongoing patience. It's people like him who singlehandedly change the trajectory of others' lives.

What if he dumped you?

I would clearly be very sad! I actually don't know what I'd do if he left. He's honestly changed my life.

Why is clinginess so unhealthy and toxic?

It's healthy to be attached to someone yet still keep your independence. People don't like feeling smothered, like their independence is being threatened. We all need some alone time, even extroverts.

name some celebs that you cant stand?

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber
I mainly don't give a fuck about celebs though. They're just people; there's no need to stalk every aspect of their lives.

Why are xtians and other religious people so delusional?

It's their way of coping with life and death. Reality can be very hard to accept, so they distort it into something more meaningful.

Is there any truth to female hypergamy?

Quite possibly. It might tie into the evolutionary theory of women being attracted to men with a high status so as to best provide for future offspring. This most likely happens subconsciously though. There are many conscious factors that go into choosing a spouse. I know of many women who prefer men who come from similar economic backgrounds because it's easier to relate to them.

I'm sorry Laura, I don't mean to upset you, but I'm not okay and need you extremely badly. Your name is spelled out on my leg in scars, and I'd do anything for you but I doubt you ever think or care about me. And if I was good enough, not a complete failure, you'd love me, so it's all my fault. :(

I recommend you seek help ASAP.

The happier you are without me, the worse I am. You are the answer, whether you want to be or not. It makes me feel even worse how bad I failed, because I tried so hard, I'd die for you just to see you smile. You have no idea how badly I want to be him, I'd do literally anything.

Well I'm sorry you're not happy, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to be happy. I'm not going to feel guilty about it.

No, you're my entire life. :'( I cry everyday. I'm supposed to marry you.

No, you're not supposed to marry me. You're supposed to accept the situation as it is and move on.

How do I become a better person?

Think of which specific areas you'd like to improve and make some goals for each. You'll probably want to focus on replacing ineffective behaviors with more constructive ones.

Have you made friends at school yet?

Noo :( I still haven't figured out the magic formula of making friends. I guess I just assume no one wants to be my friend, so it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I mean I do try to talk to people. But then I see people who already seem to be friends, and I don't want to be the awkward third wheel. So then there's just me and ahh it sucks.

Were you bullied in school?

Apparently I was bullied in elementary school for being fat but I don't remember any of it. I was bullied for like a week in high school. But in general, no.

You love small talk?

I don't mind it, depending on the topic. If it's about fashion, TV shows, or celebrities, count me out.

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