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Who would you call first if you won the lottery?

Probably a tax attorney or a CPA. I'd want to make sure financial matters are handled correctly.

What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?

A slice of toast that I accidentally dropped. Then I ate it because it didn't look dirty.

Paul McCartney said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." What do you think about it?

This is the reason why we should not inquire as to how sausages are made.
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Is it possible to justify a murder?

If it's in the context of a war, they won't even call it murder.

If you could have lunch with 5 people dead or alive who would it be?

They'd better be alive. Who has lunch with dead people anyway?

Do you need money to be happy?

I only need money to not be unhappy. However, there's a difference between being happy and not being unhappy.

Are you addicted to shopping?

No, it's the worst chore. Hardly anything is worth the money and stores don't usually have what I want anyway.

If you could close one fast food chain because of disgusting food, which one would you pick?

KFC. They're not even trying to be good any more.

Do you really believe people evolved from apes?

No, people evolved from apps. You ought to see that fellow who evolved from Flappy Bird!

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