What a timely and apropos question.I destroy them when I feel like it.
What makes a person “good”?
Most basic definition? Whether they try not to harm others in any way
What helps you to sleep better?
Release... of stress. And good earplugs
What do you do when you are alone in your room?
Well...
What was your greatest success?
Getting a crowd to pop for me. Getting over is a pretty big achievement
What magazine cover would you like to get on?
Men's Health was always my goal. But now that there ain't no local MH no more, GQ
What traits do you have that are just like your mother?
I learned to always look to fight for what's right, even if it's what's unpopular. Hell, even if I can't do it all the time.
What's the most delicious fruit?
The one between a girl's legs
How does the mafia make money?
Mostly by running illegal operations and exacting a protection fee from local business owners (to protect them from the mafia themselves).
If you and three friends were on a deserted island, who would be eaten first?
What the actual fuck, Ask.fm
Do you collect anything? If so, what is it?
Pain (soreness, bruises, injuries)
Who are your favorite ASKfm couples?
...this is a thing?
Can you dab?
Given enough practice, sure
What is the worst gift you have ever received?
A good friend of mine gave me Willie Revillame's CD for my birthday a decade ago, as a joke.
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd...
...be back in law school somehow. If you ever doubt how the universe works, especially in the where you're supposed to be department, lemme tell you right now that it knows what it's doing.
What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
I want them to respect knowledge, intelligence, and education. I want them to know that it's totally not okay to go through life ignorant.
If you could take one thing to prison what would you bring in with you?
I'm not really sure the prison system works like that, though
Did you ever fall asleep in school?
I fall asleep at work, so
Ideal girl?
No longer really believe in such frivolities. People almost never end up with their ideal anyone so it's pointless to list criteria. You get along with who you get along, even if you never thought you'd get along.
What are you looking for?
Same thing everyone's looking for--financial stability for ages
Best job you ever had?
Everything I'm doing with my life at this moment is pretty great, and it's only gonna go up from here.