When I hear their name and immediately think "whew dodged a bullet there." I'm pretty good at writing people off. When I say to someone "I'm done" I don't just mean I'm done talking with them, it means I'm done wasting time, energy, or any thoughts on them.
And if you smoke devil lettuce your not getting into heaven
Yeah but those three hydrocodone mixed with those three glasses of wine, they're fine no worries.
Would it bother you if your partner went to hang out alone in a secluded place with the opposite sex and you didn’t know about it?
If they took time and effort as well as had other people help coordinate and keep that information from me then absolutely I would be pissed off. That's shady behavior and I already do not trust anybody so giving me a further reason to even think I shouldn't trust you is not a good idea.
Why don't you write or send questions?
Either this question was not meant for me or you do not pay attention because I do both. I do tend to ask personal questions privately because not everyone is so forthcoming and willing to share details of their life as I am. And sometimes what I have to say is none of anyone's goddamn business.
I’m so depressed right now. I need away out
Find something to immerse yourself in. Preferably something that is not self-destructive.
What's the ideal height for a man?
Average is 5'8. Depends on the person really. Some people care about that others don't.
Did you watch Big Bang Theory?
It still is one of the only network shows worth watching.
Would you rather love and experience heartbreak or never loved so you don’t have to deal with the pain of broken heart?
You can't feel pain over something you have never lost.
The last movie I recall seeing with a semi-original plot that had anything to do with Halloween was Idle Hands. Not every horror movie has a Halloween connection. Now if we're in the horror drama I watched Hellraiser: Inferno while on mushrooms. That was pretty intense.
15-20% of the total bill minus the cost of alcohol. You're already paying at least four times the amount the alcohol cost. It's not very popular but then again I'm not too thrilled about people's "service animal" being in the produce section either.
Yes and subsequently at events that became impromptu family reunions. They're weird, I don't know who these people are and everybody knows me I hate that.
Smoke or drink ?
If smoke is weed then drink. I've wasted enough time in my life with marijuana.
Are you jealous?
No
What is something you wish you were better at?
Patience. I wish I was better at exhibiting displaying and just overall having patience.
What's the state of being too tired to care about being sad or angry about anything?
I would imagine sleep deprived.
How do you know when you've had enough?
Normally right after some backhanded compliment or an insult. Something along the lines of "we're done now" or "shh the adults are talking."
If you are late for work, how many times should your supervisor call you to try to get ahold of you?
Zero. Full disclosure I am rarely on time for anything. I don't do mornings.
What do you do for a living?
A variety of things that require little to no effort on my part.
Batman vs Superman - whose side would you take?
Batman. Superman is all-powerful until this green substance shows up, then he gets weak and slow. Congratulations he's just like every other pothead in the world.