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Over the last couple of years I hear that a lot from people. And when someone asks me who that person is I respond "no clue."
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are you available?
It depends on what available entails. I'm not available to help anyone move.
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do you believe in GOD
No. I believe the Roman Catholic armies had better armies than they forcefully took over people's land and told them converter die but every holiday that we have is pagan tradition that was rewrapped and rebranded as Christianity including Christmas Day
Do you dip your grilled cheese in ketchup or tomato soup?
Normally I just rock the grilled cheese but I mean if it's there or whatever someone else wants it I'll have tomato soup ketchup belongs with french fries cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets ranch doesn't belong anywhere on the table.
Are you tired today ?
No if I'm tired I'll go to sleep
the freaks come out at night
No you just noticed freaks at night the freakiest people around during the day looking like normal citizens
What are your conditions for marriage?
I had two. 1. We have to live together first I'm not marrying someone I haven't lived. 2. "Let us enjoy one night of being able to bar hop with our friends and get drunk and not have to worry about picking up kids. Finish college, 21bar scene, I'll give you all the damn kids you want." I was 19 when this list was made and obviously the second one doesn't apply anymore but the first one still stands fast.
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What's good?
Do you like people in general?
No. Most people (where I live) are pretentious assholes who pride themselves on not being friendly. It's like a badge of honor they wear. They also live under the impression that they are some of the best and brightest in the country and there is absolutely zero evidence to support this thought process.
Worst injury you've had.
Fell 30 ft off of an overpass landed on my feet hurry I didn't die. Crushed four vertebrae, cracked a hip, broke 10 ribs, had bone protruding out of my right ankle surgery required, my left ankle shattered disintegrating as well as the white bearing portion of my left foot. I've seen a wheelchair for a year way I can stand the weight it takes to walk is to wear a brace everyday and I'm waiting another surgery because the bone is fusing itself together from the amount of walking that I have to do I will never be able to run or play basketball again and I have a very noticeable limp
Do you drive ?
People insane absolutely. A vehicle? No. I not really that big in the driving I'd much rather have somebody else do it. If I have to I will but I don't like it and I more often than not will pay someone else to do it for me just like cleaning and laundry when I can afford it.
How old were you when you first fell in love?
My first crush I was in second grade but I really did think I was in love with the teacher. 15 when I said it to someone that actually would reciprocate it without laughing or thinking that was just so damn adorable.
Real tree or fake tree for Christmas?
If you have children or small pets fake. It's impossible to keep the house clean around the tree and it's always fun to use the tree branches as catapults for the cats who won't stay out of the tree.
do you think you're ready for a relationship?
I mean they're not difficult. You generally try to find someone that you get along with and enjoy hanging out with and over time you learn what they don't like and try your best to adapt and change some of those things or you realize that you're totally different people and that it's not going to work and try to end it as amicably and politely as possible. Which is something that can't be done because someone's always going to feel sliding and pissed off so someone has to be the bad guy.
Do you live a private life?
There's certain aspects of it that I'm not a huge fan of bringing up as a topic of conversation mainly for legal reasons some because I don't feel like having to explain it to my family. My life is far less interesting than other people's idea of it is.
Have your friends and family ever shamed you into leaving someone you loved ?👽
I moved 2000 miles away from my family to continue my relationship with girlfriend and when that relationship ended and they said come home I said meh I'm going to stick around here for a while and see what's up. I love my family dearly but my family are for the most part a bunch of bigots and racist and they live in the middle of who da fuk cares Arkansas. I do not care for hunting fishing being outnumbered by wildlife and the farm animals or not being able to go get something to eat at 9:30 on a Friday night because everything is closed.
It’s 🌮 Tuesday. Are you having 🌮 today?
I'm just so glad you didn't post that stupid video clip that ESPN ran for a solid straight year.
I’m eating rn can u shut up?
Do you move your lips when you read? Otherwise I don't understand what the problem is you could look up to the top right see those three little buttons that first one that looks like a dash click it and (poof) screen disappears. It's magic.
Would you date a doctor ?
It depends on what type of doctor. I don't think I could take a pediatrist or dentist seriously, surgeon would be too smart, I do not want to sit and listen to anybody talk about kids all day. I could probably date a veterinarian. I don't think there's an animal that's going to have any gossip worth me going through the trouble of trying to extract. Unless it's one of those dogs that gets left like a million dollars or some shit in which case we got to figure out how to you know kidnap and extort that money away from that animal. No dog should have a hundred million.
Do you like oatmeal and toast?
I mean yeah but I don't eat it really. Like I've had a box of oatmeal sitting in my cabinet for 4 months now and I haven't even opened it
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Hershey or KitKat ?
Kit Kat
are you here now?
I mean where else would I be.
Are you happy?
Sure. I can be happier but it could be worse
How many times do you charge your phone?
I have three phones that I leave the house with one phone that stays at home and I don't charge you at that often but the other three get charged daily
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