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someone: whats ur gender
me: They were neither male nor female, but merely a monster made of mud that descended onto the earth and awoke in the wilderness.
me: They were neither male nor female, but merely a monster made of mud that descended onto the earth and awoke in the wilderness.
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me writing a linux script which says hello if you introduce yourself as me and "i dont talk to strangers" if you introduce yourself as someone else: i am so funny. hilarious.
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Czy depresja to choroba, czy raczej uważasz ze to śmieszne że ktoś ma doła?
gratulacje, jesteś zwycięzcą konkursu na najgłupsze pytanie zadane kiedykolwiek na ask.fm!
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someone: whats your gender
me: sk8ter boi
me: sk8ter boi
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english professor: who are you gonna call
me and three other people at once: ghostbusters
me and three other people at once: ghostbusters
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anyway all that matters in life is friendship and i will not be taking criticism on this
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friendly reminder that you have worth and it is completely unrelated to your grades, exam results or overall intelligence. you have inherent worth because there is only one of you and there has never been and will never be a person with your exact thoughts, experiences and ideas. even if you literally were the dumbest person in existence you would still be worthy of love, friendship and respect and you would still be just as important as the smartest person in existence. you do not have to accomplish anything. you do not have to prove your intelligence to anyone to prove your worth. you are worthy regardless.
Name ASKfm users, with whom you would want to go on a roadtrip for a week. Why them?
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x shot
brutalité
jeju!
jere
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it be my birthday yall have to pay attention to me immediately
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kiedyś zablokuję wszystkie osoby w mojej okolicy i nie będę już dostawać shoutoutów
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ask.fm: doesnt delete my answer with a swear word
me:
me:
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her.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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welcome to: someone i follow changed their profile pic and suddenly i dont know who they are anymore
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ask.fm baby thank you for "valuing my privacy" but if you really do you could not show me the privacy settings every time i log in in the hopes that maybe this time i wont reject everything. i will
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the sims 4: journey to batuu more like the sims 4: making people realise why capitalism is bad
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Lena
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me: talks to a tinder girl for 10 minutes
me: That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
me: That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
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gdybym była postacią z kreskówki byłabym jedną z postaci rysowanych z długimi paznokciami and i think that's beautiful
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the sims 4 team making a dirt expansion pack and including some of the coolest build and buy mode items in it is the reason why people torrent this game
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me: pls just scan this one piece of paper
my printer: bbb&bbbZZ$###@@#ZZAAAADBbbbbbjsdfk%(()dzzzzzzzzzzasssssss#$mmmmmm????
my printer: bbb&bbbZZ$###@@#ZZAAAADBbbbbbjsdfk%(()dzzzzzzzzzzasssssss#$mmmmmm????
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wreszcie mam ładne paznokcie z powrotem i now have a reason to live
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me deleting a funny answer that did well too bc it had a grammatical error and i dont want people to think im dumb:
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ive just spent the last thirty minutes looking up pictures of opossums and going "me" at every single one
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also having to buy an entire switch just to play one game is peak capitalism dont @ me
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