I know I'd never heard of the fuckers until Vashj turned up with her crew, and from that point, hoo boy, good luck doing any fishing without one turning up out of nowhere being a pain in the ass. Too little brains up top, too much slither down below, and in case you never knew, their sense of hygiene would make a syphilitic ogre lose his lunch. I am not a fan.
What's the most awkward thing you can say in an elevator?
"Boy, it sure is a good thing we timed it right and got onto this thing successfully without plunging to our deaths, huh? ... Wait, what about your brother? Oh...um, sorry... Blackwing Descent, huh?"
If you had to get one thing tattooed on your forehead, what would it be?
How about the words "Please bother me with ridiculous stupid bullshit," because apparently everyone thinks it says that anyway, so why the fuck not at this point?
What is the most unexpected thing that happened to you this week?
@Dontrag_Utvoch said something stupid, @Kairozdormu popped us into the wrong time period because he took another ill-conceived time-space-continuum left turn at Albuquerque, @RuekieShaman put her foot in her mouth, @Edwin_Faranell was a smartass, and some random nobody tweeted at me to talk smack and run their mouth like they actually matter or something.OH WAIT. I TOTALLY FUCKING **DO** EXPECT ALL THOSE THINGS. WELL GEE.
((Stepping OOC to field this one.Twitter!Garrosh is a direct offshoot of blog!Garrosh (commandboard.wordpress.com, if you haven't visited -- and if you haven't, go! now! inflate my pageviews!). The idea to write in character as Garrosh came out of conversations with fellow blogger and then-guildmate Khizzara (blogofthetreant.wordpress.com -- go there too! now! inflate HER pageviews!) about all the ridiculous things Garrosh might write.It started out as an exercise in poking fun at Garrosh for all the obvious basic-campfire-y reasons. After a short while, though, I decided that if every post consisted solely of "ha ha, Garrosh is a jackass," I would get bored with the blog pretty quickly. So, that's when I started weaving in some semi-quasi-sorta serious storylines, developing the supporting cast (including Twitter friends @SpazzleFizz, @Dontrag_Utvoch, @MyGarona, @Edwin_Faranell, and others), cooking up EPIC VERSE and lemon squares, and sending the Warchief off to his own gaming adventures on Earth Online.I don't know if there's anything in particular I'd like followers and readers to know about Garrosh so much as I hope I'm able to put together a variation of the character that makes sense as an actual, believable person (something I find Blizzard has done an...uneven job of). I think the greatest compliment I could receive is for someone to read my spin on Garrosh and -- in addition to having a good laugh over it -- be able to say, "I still think he's wrong, but I can see why he's like this."Discuss!))
Okay, how about this: Buy Verroak's stuff. I don't know what the hell any of it is, but I'll bet you anything it's at least a little less likely to blow up on you than that goblin shit.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
THAT WASN'T ME, MALKOROK WAS BORROWING MY LAPTOP FOR THE WEEKEND. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about anyway. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get @SpazzleFizz to show me where the fucking delete key is for my browser history. BECAUSE NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS THAT'S WHY.