-a thick heavy rubber pokemon suit covers your whole body-
((If Lucky draws a picture for this, then sure. Pichu suit. Rubber diaper over top, real diaper below the suit.))
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> How does it work then
Differently.
Then the simplified version will be a piece of cake for you.
*grooooans* I can walk, you know.
For months on end. Without breaks.
For months on end. Without breaks.
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> Your wolf mutation accelerates a little more; manifesting as excessive body hair
Nice try, but that's not how it happens with me.
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....then I'll remove the time travel function, and simplify the device itself so that even a human could operate it- and THEY are known to be quite stupid.
Oi, watch it. I'm almost certainly human.
Maybe. Half. Ish.
Maybe. Half. Ish.
Well how about I give you my older model portal device? You can go all through time and space with it until you find somewhere you like.
*stares at you with a raised eyebrow*
*leans back* Nah.
I'd like to keep it simple...
*leans back* Nah.
I'd like to keep it simple...
Moving? Why? *Settles next to Mizu in case she needs to pet something*
*she shrugs* The scenery is just too...
Bland. *she grumbles and crosses her arms, sinking back into the beanbag chair*
Bland. *she grumbles and crosses her arms, sinking back into the beanbag chair*
*Attempts [and fails] to bite the newspaper*
*throws it away*
*flumps into a beanbag chair*
... I'm thinking of moving.
*flumps into a beanbag chair*
... I'm thinking of moving.
Hey! No hitting the muzzled rubber dog!
...
*pap*
*pap*
And /I/ just smell! Cuz I have a nose!
*paps it with a newspaper*
are you mobian
No.
They smell funny sometimes.
I smell funny all the time.
They smell funny sometimes.
I smell funny all the time.
What are the main weaknesses of your species?
(( The existence of religion. ))
(( It is anti-logic, anti-learning, anti-knowing. It's a disease that you choose to have. It's the ultimate insult to hundreds of millions of years of evolution. It's a delusion created by men who are afraid of their consciousness being gone after they die. It promotes blind acceptance of the universe, with no push to actually LEARN.
It is sickening.))
(( It is anti-logic, anti-learning, anti-knowing. It's a disease that you choose to have. It's the ultimate insult to hundreds of millions of years of evolution. It's a delusion created by men who are afraid of their consciousness being gone after they die. It promotes blind acceptance of the universe, with no push to actually LEARN.
It is sickening.))
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
...
So my butt fell asleep today.
So my butt fell asleep today.
I AM GROOT
WE ARE GROOT
What was the last drink you had?
(( Milk that I found out had chunks in it halfway through my second glass. ))
[continued] Do you think there's any help for someone like me? Or am I doomed to go into a downward spiral of confusion and insanity?
((Not a clue. I'm not very helpful today.))
My belief in any gods is very unstable. The more I read into one side of things, the more I believe, but the more I read into the other side, the less I believe. My soul itself could just be a broken mess spread in all directions. Sometimes I feel I NEED something to believe in, but logically can't
((I live in the southern US. Probably one of the only places where you get made fun of and harassed for NOT believing in any religion.))
How do you feel after praying to the god/s of your choice? [For atheists/agnostics- just try it now. Think of something you wish to ask god for (or about), make the prayer and feel the result]
((Nothing.
Nothing happens.
I feel nothing.
Actually, no. I feel like an idiot who can't do things for myself so I ask a perfect (yet also painfully imperfect) omnipotent-omniscient-omnipresent disease of a daydream to do whatever I want for me, which it may or may not do depending on if you "believe" enough or if it is "testing" you by killing your loved ones or something stupid like that.
I hate all religion. Especially the one I was raised with.))
Nothing happens.
I feel nothing.
Actually, no. I feel like an idiot who can't do things for myself so I ask a perfect (yet also painfully imperfect) omnipotent-omniscient-omnipresent disease of a daydream to do whatever I want for me, which it may or may not do depending on if you "believe" enough or if it is "testing" you by killing your loved ones or something stupid like that.
I hate all religion. Especially the one I was raised with.))
What's the best dating advice you have?
Sexually-driven relationships are for the weak, the vain, and the truly unloved.
If the only thing that gets people to want to be around you is your body, you have my pity.
If the only thing that gets people to want to be around you is your body, you have my pity.
I fell into a burning ring of fire. What would you suggest I do to fix it?
Does it burn, burn, burn as the flames get higher?
If so, then burn cream.
If so, then burn cream.
Which side are you on? The side of good- the heroes? The side of evil- the villains? Or some other alignment?
I just make the snacks, heal anyone up, and play with blocks.
I baked you a pie!
Oh boy! Pie flavour! My favourite!
How would the world be different if everybody was vegetarian?
(( I would be dead. ))
*Follows curiously*
*all she's doing is pulling weeds*
Speaking of smells.... did you know you have flowers growing outside?
Flowers? No... *GASP* Weeds! My strawberry field! *ZOOMS outside to weed the fields*
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