..... *tail grab*
*JUMP* *hides behind the couch* HUH WHO WHAT WHERE!?
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*A rubber anthro Houndour tugs at your skirt*
*swats your nose with her tail* *hasn't yet noticed you, as she's asleep on a couch*
> Take "The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test" for all characters
3 the first time, but I took it again (embracing technicalities) and got a 6.
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Who will be the next person you will kiss?
((Nobody. Getting someone else's spit in my mouth isn't really my idea of a good time.))
Why do zombies attack?
Because they are tired of Americans being obsessed with the zombie apocalypse.
Duh.
Duh.
> read swweet bro an hella jeff
> nah
> Go on a date with the shape shifter
> You would rather learn how to use a toilet.
That's a "No", if you can't tell.
That's a "No", if you can't tell.
But babies like mushed banana!
Add this to your recipe book. Banana smoothie. Step one: Smash bananas with hammer. Step two: Squeeze contents of banana skin into cup.
Ew.
Bananas.
Gross.
Bananas.
Gross.
I wonder if anybody has been born in your universe yet with the power to neutralize all other powers within a set distance of them.
You mean like in X-Men?
What was the last lie you told?
This answer.
*He lands on the pizza*
*good thing she already had most of it!* *cheese* *cheese everywhere*
*Rubber hellhound-shapeshifter falls from a newly-opened portal in the ceiling*
*yum, anchovies!*
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I'll go forward in time to after you use your diaper and change yourself. *Opens portal with a modified portal gun. These allow time travel across the same point in space.*
*about fifteen minutes later...* Aaaand... done! *takes a bite out of the pizza*
Just see what you can do to two of them? I had to work really hard to get those things... and... it wasn't pretty what was underneath. Had nightmares for days after.
*shakes head* No, Lucky. *her tail lifts up*
I have one more item from that universe. Well, technically three. Three identical masks that these guys called the "Combine" wear. Sorta look like gas masks to me, but I didn't smell any gas.
*shakes head* No thanks. *squirms*
...huh. Weird. *Takes out an APERTURE SCIENCE COMBUSTIBLE LEMON* Try this. Be careful though, it's very sensitive to impacts.
*poke* *plastic lemon-grenade*
*A large proportion of the materials are bullets. Whole bullets. Those things are loaded with them.* So... what does the one you changed into a kid's toy do?
*presses a button* *shooty sound effects and lights from the 'eye'*
Hmm... *takes out a second one* Do one of each.
I won't make it younger as in 'earlier in existence', because then it would kill us. *touches one and it falls apart into a neat pile of materials needed to build one. The perfect amount.*
*touches the other and it is suddenly a small, colorful, plastic version of itself. Doubles as a chew toy!*
*touches the other and it is suddenly a small, colorful, plastic version of itself. Doubles as a chew toy!*
I just want to see if there's a limit to your power. I see the plant test made a seed. So your powers aren't limited to animal test subjects. Next test. *Aperture Science Sentry Turret [http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Aperture_Science_Sentry_Turret]* No worries. It's been reprogrammed not to kill us
Uhh... *nervous gulp* Okay...
*cracks knuckles* My powers give me a little creative freedom when it comes to things like this. Regress it as a whole, as separate materials, or make it a kid-friendly toy? Which do ya want?
*cracks knuckles* My powers give me a little creative freedom when it comes to things like this. Regress it as a whole, as separate materials, or make it a kid-friendly toy? Which do ya want?
Now use your powers on this potted plant.
O-okayy... Why? *pokes the plant* *it regresses into a seed*
((Ow I've cut my mouth four times in the last 2 hours. You know those plastic tubes of frozen juice people call "ice pops" or "ice poles" or some variation? The wrapping has cut into my mouth leaving little slices into the flesh.))
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Honestly, it's already a plush. In a diaper. With a pacifier. How much more like a baby could it get?
I dunno. I'm not askin'. You're the one bringin' it up.
You're already familiar with my plush Vulpix form- but it's already as baby-like as it can get.
Yeah, well...
I dunno.
*squirms awkwardly where she stands*
I dunno.
*squirms awkwardly where she stands*
*head shake* No remember. What happened?
You turned into a toy robot. With an oil-leak and a diaper to clean it up.
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