Casey your sister is a slag
Anne THAT WAS A JOKE. There's no way I'd let my brother access any of my accounts.
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your brother is so odd yet so cool. and I know getting rejected by an animal feels like. once tried to put tuna all over myself to get a cat running to me. it didn't even look my way. #sadlife
We have a lot of cats at our place (not ours, though) aaaand they see me rollin', they runnin' x)
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lol idk how we're talking about goats but its entertaining. and second whaaaat? omg I'm laughing so hard at that
THE GOAT HUMILIATED ME. IT IGNORED ME. And yessss I'm serious. Even when we started walking away, they kept talking until we were out of earshot
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goats scare me. I always thought they grew beards (lol idk wth I'm saying)
It's a goatee hahahahaha or what um. Why even are we talking about goats? ALSO, MY BROTHER CAN SPEAK GOAT HAHA one time, we walked past this goat, I tried me-e-e-e-ing on it, IT IGNORED ME. When my brother tried it, they legit had a 10-minute conversation.
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lmao why goat? because it rhymes with boat?
yes hahahahahaha bc goats are awesome (what)
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well I did, so you are :)
I'm not sure this being stalked should be considered a compliment though. But whatever floats your goat. (yes, goat)
yeah I noticed. I kind of stalk you :/
I'm not worth stalking hahahahaha
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omg your not the only one. #sanny <-- omg i love it
i ship myself with so many people, they almost sound the same
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anne is not answering me, so hi sam!!
YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN WHEN ANNE IGNORES ME. Sunny, we need a ship name.
its revoltingly romantic, sam, revoltingly romantic
We're so romantic, you should leave Anne and be with me.
OUR PRECIOUS LITTLE SADIE, SHE SAID HI BTW
I'LL VISIT HER. I SWEAR I WILL.
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Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I'm stereotyping, but I imagine a dork saying that.
idk if a guy that madly in love with you wants to live in your socks, then the smell won't bother him ahahahahahaha oh sam
That would be sad. Just plain sad, Sunny
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hahahahahaha! I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
That would be weird haha what if i have smelly feet
Did you just...compliment me? My, Sam.
I must be having a brain tumor. I need to get checked up. This is serious
BABE YOU ALREADY DID ;)))
AND OUT CAME SADIE.
looooool i was just about to throw another one at you lool you okay XD
We have coconut juice. I am saved.
Why do you say it like it's a bad thing?
It pains me to admit it, but it's actually better than being witty.
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OMG SAM!!!! looooool
Lesson learned: stay away from Sunny when you're eating
BABE IT'S OKAY SADIE AND I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW SMALL YOUR DIPPER IS
FUCK YOU I'M EATING SPARERIBS SHUT UP.
'Cause there's a party in my tummy (so yummy so yummy)
Well, I told you not to swallow but you did anyway.
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I'm eating lunch rn i'm choking
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The point is I'm not really witty and I need you to vouch for me in front of people who agree that I'm not :p
Hahahaha you're not witty. You're just a smartass with a penchant for using Disney references.
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a real dick would day that honestly
Apparently, there are a lot of them it's sad.
They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure. AHAHAHAHAH
They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure. AHAHAHAHAH
hey babe you got something on your butt - my eyes
"Hey, babe, you got something on your eye - my fist." <-- how I would respond
THAT IS JUST PAINFULLY AWKWARD
THAT IS JUST PAINFULLY AWKWARD
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