Can elves cum from ear stimulation alone?
... I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.
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What's the most arbitrary reason to use time travel that you can think of?
Good coffee. Going back to when you lost that thing you wanted but couldn't find for a week.
Cheating at videogames.
Cheating at videogames.
KINETIC ARTILLERY, SPACE TORPEDOES OR TACHYON LANCES?
Yes.
What makes a good magical girl?
One part: Idealism
One part: Reality
Two parts: Crushed Dreams
One part: Ai Yo
Mix together, and flatten out all the lumps, shake, put in an oven at 350F for 2 hours.
One part: Reality
Two parts: Crushed Dreams
One part: Ai Yo
Mix together, and flatten out all the lumps, shake, put in an oven at 350F for 2 hours.
How do you feel about having roommates?
Only, ONLY, if it's some mature and trustworthy that you know. Too easy to end up in trouble otherwise.
How do you like your headpats? Pat pat, rub rub or skritch skritch?
... yes.
Are you still alive?
No.
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SWEET JESUS.
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SWEET JESUS.
Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and beautiful?
You ask me this like either one wouldn't be a step up.
How often do you get drunk and why?
Too often, for reasons best left unsaid.
How do you deal with treason?
THE GUILLOTINE!
Why do you have to ask this? | Maybe it was a rhetorical question.
Then he's getting a rhetorical answer.