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Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
Liam Hemsworth. He may not be quite as good looking as me, but he's about as close as you can get.
Why did so many people delete their ask?
To piss you off. Just you, nobody else.
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If you feel stressed what would you do to reduce it?
Cuddle with my girl..
So u go out for a stroll around town and are greeted by two extremely attractive females who claim they want to have sex but there is one problem. They don't have arms. Do u do it?
No.
I would push them both over and watch as they struggled to get back up.
I would push them both over and watch as they struggled to get back up.
do u own a penis?
I'm sorry what? Penis?
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on real imma steal yo mom from tim, then make u call me daddyy...
On the real sex Tim was in a biker gang I'm not sure if you wanna fuck with that
on the real ur mom is pretty cute
On the real my mom is way too cute for you bitch
If u woke up one day next to 3 naked women and 2 naked dudes. All are very attractive but u don't know any of them. There is 47 pieces of buttered toast laying across ur bodies buttered face down. There is a smell of sex in the air around u. What would ur next 12 words be?
Thank you so much for asking me this (':
"I swear to fucking god, if one of you motherfuckers has herpes..."
"I swear to fucking god, if one of you motherfuckers has herpes..."
I seriously thought you were the person who asked about the toast orgy. haha
It should've been me... Whoever that was, you're a god damn genius.
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I honestly can't say it any better than this:
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
What's your snapchat?
cyberdan
Cuz I'm a cyberbully
And my name is Dan
Cuz I'm a cyberbully
And my name is Dan
U r suc a faget it's discuts me
Wow, you really butchered that sentence didn't you.
Are you gay?
Depends... Are you rich?
Have you ever kissed a girl?
What kind of sick, perverted question is this? I'll pray for you...
Amy Abenth is a fucking bitch.
Tits or ass?
Penis
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Never been in a position to break a heart.
SOMETIMES I wonder why you're a virgin. but i can never come up with a damn thing because you are so perfect.
Well thank you very much(:
Meagan Rice gave Tyler Tafjen head. Tell everyone.
No no. Danny Eustis-Smith gave Tyler Tafjen head. Not Meagan Rice.
Thoughts while having sex?
God she's so hot
And so wet too
I must be good at this
I must be REALLY good
Wait, shouldn't she be screaming?
This isn't how it is in pornos
What the fuck?
Her juice is fucking everywhere
Oh god it's in my mouth!
It tastes like...
It tastes like watermelon..?
You're fucking a melon you virgin piece of shit.
And so wet too
I must be good at this
I must be REALLY good
Wait, shouldn't she be screaming?
This isn't how it is in pornos
What the fuck?
Her juice is fucking everywhere
Oh god it's in my mouth!
It tastes like...
It tastes like watermelon..?
You're fucking a melon you virgin piece of shit.
Rates for everyone who likes?
No, fuck you. That's stupid.
What was the last life-changing decision you had to make?
Every decision you make is life-changing.
I almost just called a babe bro. I blame you hahaha.
You should be thanking me. Girls belong in the friend zone.
Do the ball jobs come now or later?
They *cum pretty quick, I'm fairly talented.
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