Favourite songs now a days...
It aint me
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Post something funny
"SOMETHING FUNNY"
PS: I know it's a shitty answer but u said "post something funny"
PS: I know it's a shitty answer but u said "post something funny"
Jo haal dil ka idhar ho raha hain Kya wo haal dil ka udar bhi ho raha hain?
""kuch kuch hota hai señorita tm nhi smjho gi!!!!""
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Pti and pml(n) are best friends
yarr ap pagal ho ya ma ??? ? #staif
pagal hona conditional tu nhi hai........kia pta "HM DONO HI PAGAL HN"
What if "ILY" means I'm leaving you? ?
If "ILY" means "i leave you" then "FYI" will mean "Fuck You Idiot"
Siblings be like ? ?
ME: Can u sign my report card..??
$ibling: Yes but i need ur pocket money...
ME: But arent u my sibling......wont u help me for free......
$ibling: Yea u r my bro.......but "THIS IS BUSSINESS ....PURE BUSSINESS""
PS: This sucks but this is life
$ibling: Yes but i need ur pocket money...
ME: But arent u my sibling......wont u help me for free......
$ibling: Yea u r my bro.......but "THIS IS BUSSINESS ....PURE BUSSINESS""
PS: This sucks but this is life
What makes you angry? and why?
people like you make me angry.........come on man what r u afraid of........
(ANON=MF)
(ANON=MF)
Breakup reasons nowadays ? ?
ME: Hey....its been two days ....i dont think we have time for each other right now (hoping she also agrees)
SHE: YEA I KNOW ,NOW I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK.....
ME: Right......but we can be friends(Never gonna text her again)
SHE : BYE
AND WE NEVER TALKED AGAIN????
SHE: YEA I KNOW ,NOW I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK.....
ME: Right......but we can be friends(Never gonna text her again)
SHE : BYE
AND WE NEVER TALKED AGAIN????
Replace one word in a movie title with "VAGINA" -Ex: Now you see VAGINA 2 (now you see me 2)
Can I use season name instead of movie .........
so season is ""HOW I MET UR MOTHER"".....And it will change into
""HOW I MET UR VAGINA""
PS: I am talking abt u bcz u dont hv any balls to show who u r........
(ANON=MF)
so season is ""HOW I MET UR MOTHER"".....And it will change into
""HOW I MET UR VAGINA""
PS: I am talking abt u bcz u dont hv any balls to show who u r........
(ANON=MF)
Thoughts on me? #nohates
""THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT CAME TO MY MIND ABOUT U IS""..........
WHO ARE YOU???
WHO ARE YOU???
What are your goals in life?
IDK ABT LIFE BUT MY GOALS RIGHT NOW:-
1- Find the love of my life......idk where she is but i need u right now.......
2- Just wannna watch last episode of game of thrones
3-And lastly
EAT
SLEEP
AND
REPEAT
1- Find the love of my life......idk where she is but i need u right now.......
2- Just wannna watch last episode of game of thrones
3-And lastly
EAT
SLEEP
AND
REPEAT
post an adage...
:ADAGE:
""FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT""
I dont know why but this phrase is just stuck in my head.....maybe its bcz of my Ex.But still its TRUE.........
""FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT""
I dont know why but this phrase is just stuck in my head.....maybe its bcz of my Ex.But still its TRUE.........
tell something about your life? ?
Mom says: ""Dont share your life secrets to strangers.........Specially those who dont have courage to show who they really are(ANON = MF)
......""
PS: IM NOT AN OBEDIENT CHILD BUT I THINK I WILL TAKE THIS ADVICE FROM MOM ""
......""
PS: IM NOT AN OBEDIENT CHILD BUT I THINK I WILL TAKE THIS ADVICE FROM MOM ""
Any Random Thought ? (:
The only thought in my mind right now is....
""WHAT WOULD BE ""EMMA STONE"" THINKING RIGHT NOW?......AND IS SHE INTO ASSIAN BOYS?........""(finger crossed)
PS: IM OBSESSED WITH EMMA STONE THESE DAYS..
""WHAT WOULD BE ""EMMA STONE"" THINKING RIGHT NOW?......AND IS SHE INTO ASSIAN BOYS?........""(finger crossed)
PS: IM OBSESSED WITH EMMA STONE THESE DAYS..
Out of all the people here, who do you like the most?
I cant choose one........Its actually "3 person" whom I like the most....even love them......And they are............
""WAIT FOR IT!!!""
1. I
2. ME
3. MYSELF
PS: ""Im not selfish its just Im obsessed with Best......and these are the only 3 person i find Best""
""WAIT FOR IT!!!""
1. I
2. ME
3. MYSELF
PS: ""Im not selfish its just Im obsessed with Best......and these are the only 3 person i find Best""
Feeling after aftari is like?
The only thought in mind at the time of Aftaar is :-
""THATS IT MY WATCH IS ENDED""
PS:"BHAI JO BHI HO UNTICK KR DO MAI KHA NHI JAA AN GA TMHY......"
""THATS IT MY WATCH IS ENDED""
PS:"BHAI JO BHI HO UNTICK KR DO MAI KHA NHI JAA AN GA TMHY......"
Describe yourself in one word #staif
The One Word That deacribes Me......Let Me Think........It Hard To Choose But I will Say:-
""Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious""
PS: IF U DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.....IT MEANS JOYFUL.....
""Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious""
PS: IF U DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.....IT MEANS JOYFUL.....
Your worst fear??
"MY WORST FEAR"
*Me to my crush: Hi.....i did what u said...
Crush: u r the best......
Me: I know (Hoping to tell her i like her)
Crush: Thanks ""BHAIYA"
ME: But i like you......
Crush: I like you too but as ""FRIEND".....
PS: ""FRIENDS ZONE SUCKS""
*Me to my crush: Hi.....i did what u said...
Crush: u r the best......
Me: I know (Hoping to tell her i like her)
Crush: Thanks ""BHAIYA"
ME: But i like you......
Crush: I like you too but as ""FRIEND".....
PS: ""FRIENDS ZONE SUCKS""
Rate your smartness level out of 10 ?✌ No lie allowed ??
I dont think anyone can measure smartness....But as u asked so i will say im pretty smart........
PS : Just being a little sarcastic i think i will give myself.......
"" 9.9999998/10 """
PS : Just being a little sarcastic i think i will give myself.......
"" 9.9999998/10 """
Define addiction in one word.
""Game Of Thrones""
If you could get one thing from me what will you ask for? ✌?️✌?
If I could get something from you It would be.......
LET ME THINK
"" UR FRIENDSHIP""
PS : I love to make friends......
LET ME THINK
"" UR FRIENDSHIP""
PS : I love to make friends......
Happiness is when ?
*Me seeing my crush
*She smiled
*I smiled
*I hold her hand tell her
I LOVE HER
*She says ...............
wait for it..........
""UTH JA AO BETA SUBH HO GI HAI UNI NHI JANA....""
*ME : ""Kash mama na jagati tu ajj tu relationship done ho jata but khair bht achi lg rhi thi.......""
*She smiled
*I smiled
*I hold her hand tell her
I LOVE HER
*She says ...............
wait for it..........
""UTH JA AO BETA SUBH HO GI HAI UNI NHI JANA....""
*ME : ""Kash mama na jagati tu ajj tu relationship done ho jata but khair bht achi lg rhi thi.......""
something about which u lied to ur parents?? #nohate
The greatest lie I ever told my parents is:-
""I WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU".......
Its kind of sad.......
but.....
"TRUE STORY".....
""I WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU".......
Its kind of sad.......
but.....
"TRUE STORY".....
Write the saddest story using only 4 words
The saddest story :-
""I think I'm in LOVE""
""I think I'm in LOVE""
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