Ever ridden a horse before?
Splenda is too heavy to ride a horse but Splenda HAS ridden several horse-hung men, including ya man
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roses are red, violets are blue.....
Yo man is with Splenda, he do not love you
Do you take your time or work at a fast pace?
Splenda likes to take her time but she ain’t against getting a good jack hammering
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What type of drunk are you 🥴
The kind that steals ya man and gives ya both 6 different kinds of venereal diseases
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What is your favorite transportation?
Splenda gets herself a one way ticket to pleasure town aboard “yo man’s dick express”
Have you updated to iOS 14?
No but ya man upgraded to Splenda
Is being sensitive a bad thing?
Not unless it gets in the way of you putting yo dick in Splenda’s puss puss
Favorite game
That game where ya man puts his dick all up inside me because he don’t want you no more, sugar. Ya man want Splenda
Green or orange?
What, my pussy? It has a little bit of both.
What do you like to talk about the most?
Splenda likes to talk about stealing yo man, getting good dick and all the venereal diseases plaguing the in-betweens of my thighs
do you sleep with a fan at night?
No but I sleep with yo man at night
What’s the best way to end a boring Conversation
Splenda just sends them a nude and says ‘take it or leave it’
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Have you ever laughed at yourself for tripping or falling?
Splenda is 300 fabulous pounds so falling down would not be a laughing matter
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are you sad summer’s almost over or excited fall is coming? 🍂🍁
Splenda’s just glad yo man dove head first into my trout spout before he found out about all of my VDs... you got Splenda rhyming like a goddam poet
would you rather go on a date at the zoo or at an aquarium? 🐠 🦓
Splenda would rather go to yo man’s house and mount him like a tv frame
Do you dress nicely to go to the grocery store?
Heeeelllll no, Splenda would go in butt naked if she could, I’d be bending over to get shit, Splenda don’t give a flying shit, sugar
Would you consider yourself a "coffee person"?
Oh, so because I’m black now I’m a “coffee person”? Get yo racist ass outa here
What was the last gift you gave somebody?
Splenda gave ya man the best damn sex of his life, sugar.
What good idea you have had lately?
Downloading this app so Splenda can steal ya man and tear that dick UP!
At what age did you kiss for the first time?
Either 10 or 11, Splenda was always drunk back then so who knows
Have you ever been a side chick or side dude?
When it comes to being a side chick or a side dude, Splenda has been a chick with dudes on both sides of her, railing away, but not a side chick, no
On a scale from 1 to 10 how weird are you?
On the streets Splenda is a cold 1 but it goes into the triple digits when Splenda’s in the bedroom.