*Browsing through his old camera footage, not really paying attention* *Suddenly he sees something that catches his eye in the unseen section* Oh ho ho! What have we here?! They certainly did a hell of a job keeping this away from me for so long! I KNEW they met up in the spa for unmentionable activities!!!!
Why do all your students look like they played tonsil tennis with electrical plug sockets??
Put yourself in their shoes for a second, kiddo: if you were forced into a murder game with absolutely no way out, with a chaotic yin and yang robot bear as your headmaster, don't you think you'd start looking a little different after weeks of paranoia, insomnia, suspicion and gut wrenching dread?
Have you ever accidentally called your teacher “MOM”?
From a technical standpoint, I guess you could say Lady Junko is my mom and the third member of Ultimate Despair is my father! Though good luck finding my birth certificate or social security number!
What have you been thinking about lately?
What's the movie that made you cry?
What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
If you were really hungry, really exhausted, AND really gross, what would you do first — eat, nap, or shower?
I'm bored! Bored bored bored bored bored! I wish something would happen... *A student accidentally opens a door in front of him, hitting his face and knocking him over* I'm in pain... Pain pain pain pain pain...
if @onryotatarigami was part of one of your killing games what would her title be?
The Ultimate Weapon? The Ultimate Psycho? The Ultimate Life Form- OH WAIT, that one's copyright!
Has anyone told you that you're completely psychopathic?
Me?! Psychopathic?! What nonsense! Look! Here I am having a lovely discussion with Twilight Sparkle over here, and there hasn't been a single ounce of her blood shed! Though if she survives again, she may not find the result to be too pleasant! Puhuhu! Puhuhuhuhuhu! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! PuhuhuhuhuhuhahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I liked it when you called her miss lavender locks better
I'm the ultimate mascot, NOT the ultimate comedian!
What hairstyle looks best on girls?
So many students reappearing out of the blue! Is this some kind of miracle? Dreams really do come true!~