Im off to france for a week. YOUR challenge is to guess how many slaps i get when i say "voulez vous, couchez avec moi" (yes i'probably spelt that wrong, but anyway) not sure how the wifi is so if you don't get questions/answers from me that's why
Had the most hearkbreaking new from veronika today... *sniff**sniff* she said she didn't want me anymore! (Not in that way you dirty minded people) what do i doooooooo??!??!?!??!
And i ask you friend, what's a fella to do? When her hair was black and her eyes were blue, see i travelled the world and i aint seen nothing like a....